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6 christen jokes and hilarious christen puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about christen that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Christen Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good christen joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

CHRIS: Hey can I borrow a ten?

KRISTEN: Sure
CHRISTEN: Thanks!
KRIS: Any time!

My Devil worshipping brother just got a new row boat...

He christened it sail Hatin'

So, I hear Batman didn't turn up to the Christening ..

Christian Bale.

What banner phrase did the art sculptures create to christen their upcoming race?

Finish line or BUST!

A boat full of realtors was hit by a rogue wave

The boat, which they had christened "Million Dollar" had taken on quite a lot of water. The panicked realtors hurriedly bailed water using any objects they could find.
They were desperate to hold on to their boat, so they radioed for help: 'million dollar - listing'.

A baby was born...

A baby was born and during its christening, mutters God bless Mummy, god bless Daddy, god bless Grandma, goodbye Grandpa and the next day the Grandpa suddenly dies.
A few weeks pass and the baby speaks up again, babbling God bless Mummy, god bless Daddy, goodbye Grandma and sure enough the next day, Grandma dies.
A couple months pass and the Dad overhears the baby talking to itself again, saying God bless Mummy, goodbye Daddy and Dad goes to work the next morning absolutely petrified. Yet, he manages to survive the whole day.
At the dinner table, he asks his wife how her day was and she responds...
Oh, it was terrible! The postman died on our doorstep!


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