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In honor of The Challenger disaster: proof that I have no soul.

How do we know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?
Her head and shoulders washed up on the shore.
It was said that Christa's pupils were hit the hardest... by the instrument panel.
As she left for work that day she said to her husband "you feed the dog, i'll feed the fish."
How do you know her eyes were blue?
One blew one way the other blew another way.
Christa used to teach Social Studies ...now she's History
What does NASA stand for? Need another seven astronauts.

In honour of today: Christa McAuliffe's last words.

"Hey Captain, what does this button do?"

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How good was Christa McAuliffe at o**... s**...?

SO good that five guys got blown at once.

What did Christa McAuliffe's husband say before she left?

I'll feed the dog, you feed the fish.

Did you know Christa McAuliffe had blue eyes?

One blue this way, the other blue that way.

How did they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders on the beach

What color eyes did Christa McAuliffe have?

Blue. One blew East and one blew West.

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