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What did the Christan principal say when she kicked a student out of school?

THE POWER OF CHRIST EXPELS YOU.

In honor of The Challenger disaster: proof that I have no soul.

How do we know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?
Her head and shoulders washed up on the shore.
It was said that Christa's pupils were hit the hardest... by the instrument panel.
As she left for work that day she said to her husband "you feed the dog, i'll feed the fish."
How do you know her eyes were blue?
One blew one way the other blew another way.
Christa used to teach Social Studies ...now she's History
What does NASA stand for? Need another seven astronauts.

What was the last thing to go through Christa McCauliffes mind?

The control panel.

Challenger Joke From Middle School

How did we know that Christa McCauliffe's eyes were blue?
One blew this way
One blew thattaway.

In honour of today: Christa McAuliffe's last words.

"Hey Captain, what does this button do?"

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