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Funniest Chris Christie Short Jokes

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1. I saw a single set of footprints in the sand... "Lord," I asked, "why is there but one set of footprints in the sand?"
   "My child," he tenderly replied, "Those are Chris Christie's."
2. What did the beached whale say to Chris Christie? Well, looks like we both know how to empty a beach, huh?
3. Chris Christie asked his staff... If they thought his image would recover from beach-gate.
   They told him "Fat chance!"
4. Chris Christie's name... Is so dumb to me. It's just the male and female version of the same name. Like
   Eric Erica
   Daniel Danielle
   or Bruce Caitlyn
5. Analysts are suprised Chris Christie ran for president in the first place They thought he'd walk
6. So I heard Chris Christie is delving into sports radio... It would give all those people stuck on the bridge something to listen to.
7. There was just an assassination attempt against Donald Trump... the terrorists found out that he was going to be appearing with Chris Christy and they replaced his bronzer with BBQ sauce.
8. I asked Chris Christie if he was going to run for president in 2020 He said he'd cross that bridge when he got there.
9. I was trying to decide on a good Chris Christie joke to tell at the party tonight... ...then I decided I would cross that bridge when I come to it.
10. The reason Chris Christie didn't get into the Cabinet came out today He'd rather be in the Pantry.

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Chris Christie One Liners

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1. Chris Christie is so fat, he plans on walking for president.
2. Chris Christie stopped running... Go figure
3. How did Chris Christie win office? No one knows. He certainly never runs.
4. Why is Chris Christie such a successful man? Because he is too big to fail.
5. Chris Christie's Favorite New Dessert??? Impeach Cobbler
6. Did you hear about the new Chris Christie biopic? "Life of Pie."
7. Chris Christies mom told him to run. She didn't mean for president though...
8. Why is Chris Christie so sad? Drugs are becoming cheaper than candy bars.
9. Chris Christie's so fat... He takes up the whole beach.
10. Three people walk into a room two of them are Chris Christie.
11. What does this relationship have in common with Chris Christie? It's not working out.
12. What is Chris Christie's favorite tv show? Not *The Bridge*.
13. Why couldn't Ebola cross the bridge? Chris Christie blocked it.
14. Why does Chris Christie play golf? For the chipping
15. Chris Christie can't run... Literally.

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