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  1. One day, Rihanna has amnesia and can't remember anything. She's asked, "What do you think of Chris Brown?" She replies: "Beats me".
  2. What do you think Rihanna's favorite part of Chris Brown's music is? The beat? ...or the hook?
  3. I don't understand all of this Chris Brown hype. After all his music isn't even that good, his only decent hit was Rihanna.
  4. Chris Brown dressed as Deadpool for Halloween and won a costume contest. The runner up was a girl dressed like Rihanna, but he beat her.
  5. Have you heard the name of Chris Brown's latest album? Chris Brown's Greatest Hits ft. Rihanna
  6. What's the difference between the song 'Umbrella', and Chris Brown? One's Rihanna's beats, and the other beats Rihanna.
  7. Who do you think is better? Rihanna or Chris Brown? I think Chris Brown beats Rhianna, tbh
  8. If Rihanna and Chris Brown got back together and made music again... they would make all the hits
  9. Chris Brown attended Rihanna's wedding Whenever she came to the snack bar, he always gave her punch.
  10. Maybe we gave Chris Brown too tough a time over Rihanna In his eyes, he may have just beat her white and gold.

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  1. So chris brown has quit music... Unsurprisingly, he has beaten Rihanna to it.
  2. What was Rihanna's nickname for Chris brown? Beats me.
  3. What does Rihanna think of Chris Brown? beats me
  4. What happened when Chris Brown bought the mansion next to Rihanna's? \[Ri moved\]
  5. I bought a Chris Brown's greatest hits album. It was just a bunch of Rihanna songs.
  6. Has Rihanna heard any Chris Brown songs? Just the hits
  7. I asked Rihanna where Chris Brown was She just shrugged her shoulders.
    "Beats me!"
  8. Rihanna was going to tweet about the Ebola crisis. Unfortunately Chris Brown beat her.
  9. When it comes to early 2000s R&B, nothing beats Rihanna... Except maybe Chris Brown
  10. If Rihanna were born in July... Then could it said that in 2009, Chris Brown beat Cancer?
  11. Chris Brown and Rihanna walk into a bar... I forgot the punchline.
  12. What is Chris Brown's biggest hit? Rihanna (2009)
  13. I heard Chris Brown and Rihanna are back together. I guess she's not a one-hit wonder.
  14. When asked about how Chris Brown deals with Rihanna's infidelity, she replied "Beats me"
  15. Rihanna just started dating Chris Brown He struck her as a violent person

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What does Chris Brown tell Rihanna before they go to bed?

Don't wake me up.

Almost all of Rihanna's singles are hits

You know what else was a hit?
Chris brown beating her.

I would tell a joke about chris brown and rihanna

But i always forget the punch line

Why did you stay with chris brown??

paparazzi: rihanna, why did you stay with chris brown??
rihanna: beats me

What did Chris Brown say to Rihanna when they first met?

Nice to beat you.

Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears

What did Rihanna say when asked why she was still with Chris Brown?

She shrugged and said "Beats me!"

Did you hear Rihanna sent Chris Brown the picture of the dress?

She's black and blue.

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Rihanna's new clothes.

Chris Brown is in the news again.
At a popular club downtown he apparently got drunk and started shouting "I'm gonna beat Rihanna till she's gold and white".

Did you hear the last Chris Brown's song featuring Rihanna?

It's a hit

What kind of headphones did Chris Brown get Rihanna for her birthday?

Beats

I asked Rihanna why she thought Chris Brown hits her

"Beats me."

Rihanna gave up a promising stand-up career

Chris Brown always beat her to the punchline

Did you hear about Rihanna and Eminem getting together?

Chris Brown hit it first.

I heard Chris brown accepted jakes fight

He said he is practicing on Rihanna for it too

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I heard that Chris Brown entered a Rihanna look-alike competition.

I thought he was insane, but you know what they say. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

The first time Chris Brown ever laid his eyes on Rihanna he knew that he would someday hit that

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