Chow Mein Jokes
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A dude goes out on a date with his new Chinese girlfriend...
It goes so well that she invites him back to her place. "I had a wonderful time," she purrs at him. "I'm pretty much up for anything you want after a night like that."
The young guy thinks for a moment and says, "Well, to be honest, I've always wanted to try a 69."
"Forget that!" she says. "There's no way I'm cooking chicken chow mein at this time of night!"
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A little known fact about h**... was that he was an amateur Chinese chef
He wrote a best selling cookbook, Chow Mein Kampf.
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A joke for our new Chinese overlords: I once asked my Chinese girlfriend for a 69.
She said I'm not cooking Chicken Chow Mein at this time of night.
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What's h**...'s favorite chinese dish?
Chow Mein Kampf
What does a Chinese dragon have around its head?
A chow mein
What do you call a northeastern US state's principle dish, consisting of a small puffy Chinese dog and fried vegetables and noodles, wrapped around a lion's neck?
Maine's main chow chow chow mein mane
What's your favourite German dish?
Mine's Chicken Chow Mein Kampf
What do you call chow mein cooked in tomato sauce?
impasta
When you're enjoying your Chow mein..
..but you miss your dog.
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