Chow Jokes
28 chow jokes and hilarious chow puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about chow that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Hear hilarious bunny chow, Stephen Chow, chow mein, and even rawr jokes! Enjoy a laugh with jokes that range from filet to Vietnom. Guaranteed to bring a smile to your face.
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Funniest Chow Short Jokes
Short chow jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The chow humour may include short chew jokes also.
- My girlfriend fell off a fishing boat just off the coast of Maine and was devoured by a giant shellfish. You might say a New England clam chowed her.
- A joke for our new Chinese overlords: I once asked my Chinese girlfriend for a 69. She said I'm not cooking Chicken Chow Mein at this time of night.
- Why will a Rabbi never go down on a female cop? Because chowing down on a pig isn't exactly kosher.
- Think about it from the other side. Think about the hangover movies from chow's perspective...
- A little known fact about h**... was that he was an amateur Chinese chef He wrote a best selling cookbook, Chow Mein Kampf.
- What's h**...'s favourite food? Chow Mein Kampf
- Why did h**... struggle to eat his Chinese food? Because he ordered the chow mein Kampf.
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Chow One Liners
Which chow one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with chow? I can suggest the ones about choc and chop.
- How does an Asian noodle say goodbye Chow main
- How do you say goodbye to a dog Chow chow
- What kind of food does Lightning McQueen feed his cat? Cat Chow
- What do you call it when you're constipated after eating Chinese food? Hung Chow.
- What does a Chinese dragon have around its head? A chow mein
- What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner?
Cow chow. - What's your favourite German dish? Mine's Chicken Chow Mein Kampf
- The Chow mei noodles were dripping... There was a leek in the dish.
- What do you call chow mein cooked in tomato sauce? impasta
- What's a Cholo's favorite Chinese food dish? Chicken chow meng.
- Yo momma so fat... Her first name is Chow Yun.
- When you're enjoying your Chow mein.. ..but you miss your dog.
- what do you call a Chinese man with 2 black eyes who lamped chow
- What's h**...'s favorite chinese dish? Chow Mein Kampf
- What did h**... call his Chinese cookbook? Mein Chow
Unearthly Funniest Chow Jokes to Tickle Your Sides
What funny jokes about chow you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cluck jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make chow pranks.
Chinese Sick Day
h**... Chow calls in to work and say,
"Hey boss, I no come work today, I very sick. Got headache, stomach ache, and legs hurt. I no come work today"
The boss says, "You know something h**... Chow, I really need you today. When I get sick like you do, I go to my wife and ask for s**.... That make everything better and I go to work. You try that."
Two hours later h**... Chow calls again and says,
"I try what you say and I feel great! I be at work soon. You have really nice house by the way!"
Chinese man calls in sick
h**... Chow calls in work and say, "Hey, I no come work today. I really sick, got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come to work."
The boss says, "You know what h**..., I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and ask her for s**.... That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."
Two hours later h**... Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."
One of my husband's duties as a novice drill instructor at Fort Jackson, S.C., was to e**... new recruits to the mess hall.
After everyone had made it through the chow line, he sat them down and told them
"There are three rules in this mess hall: Shut up!
Eat up!
Get up!"
Checking to see that he had everyone's attention, he asked, "What is the first rule?"
Much to the amusement of the other instructors, 60 privates yelled in unison, "Shut up, Drill Sergeant!"
A dude goes out on a date with his new Chinese girlfriend...
It goes so well that she invites him back to her place. "I had a wonderful time," she purrs at him. "I'm pretty much up for anything you want after a night like that."
The young guy thinks for a moment and says, "Well, to be honest, I've always wanted to try a 69."
"Forget that!" she says. "There's no way I'm cooking chicken chow mein at this time of night!"
My friends told me I need to socialize my chow chow while he's still young.
I googled on how to socialize Chinese dogs. He understands the plight of the proletariat, but I don't think he fully grasps the concept of sharing.
