The Best 17 Chow Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Chow jokes. There are some chow paprika jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chow cuisine puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Chow Jokes and Puns

Chinese Sick Day

Ho Chow calls in to work and say,

"Hey boss, I no come work today, I very sick. Got headache, stomach ache, and legs hurt. I no come work today"

The boss says, "You know something Ho Chow, I really need you today. When I get sick like you do, I go to my wife and ask for sex. That make everything better and I go to work. You try that."

Two hours later ho Chow calls again and says,

"I try what you say and I feel great! I be at work soon. You have really nice house by the way!"

Chinese man calls in sick

Ho Chow calls in work and say, "Hey, I no come work today. I really sick, got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come to work."

The boss says, "You know what Ho, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and ask her for sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."

Two hours later Ho Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."

One of my husband's duties as a novice drill instructor at Fort Jackson, S.C., was to escort new recruits to the mess hall.

After everyone had made it through the chow line, he sat them down and told them

"There are three rules in this mess hall: Shut up!

Eat up!

Get up!"

Checking to see that he had everyone's attention, he asked, "What is the first rule?"

Much to the amusement of the other instructors, 60 privates yelled in unison, "Shut up, Drill Sergeant!"

Chow joke, One of my husband's duties as a novice drill instructor at Fort Jackson, S.C., was to escort new rec

How does an Asian noodle say goodbye

Chow main

A dude goes out on a date with his new Chinese girlfriend...

It goes so well that she invites him back to her place. "I had a wonderful time," she purrs at him. "I'm pretty much up for anything you want after a night like that."

The young guy thinks for a moment and says, "Well, to be honest, I've always wanted to try a 69."

"Forget that!" she says. "There's no way I'm cooking chicken chow mein at this time of night!"


How do you say goodbye to a dog

Chow chow

A little known fact about Hitler was that he was an amateur Chinese chef

He wrote a best selling cookbook, Chow Mein Kampf.

Chow joke, A little known fact about Hitler was that he was an amateur Chinese chef

A joke for our new Chinese overlords: I once asked my Chinese girlfriend for a 69.

She said I'm not cooking Chicken Chow Mein at this time of night.

My friends told me I need to socialize my chow chow while he's still young.

I googled on how to socialize Chinese dogs. He understands the plight of the proletariat, but I don't think he fully grasps the concept of sharing.

What kind of food does Lightning McQueen feed his cat?

Cat Chow

What's Hitler's favorite chinese dish?

Chow Mein Kampf

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What did Hitler call his Chinese cookbook?

Mein Chow

What do you call it when you're constipated after eating Chinese food?

Hung Chow.

What does a Chinese dragon have around its head?

A chow mein

What's Hitler's favourite food?

Chow Mein Kampf

What do you call a northeastern US state's principle dish, consisting of a small puffy Chinese dog and fried vegetables and noodles, wrapped around a lion's neck?

Maine's main chow chow chow mein mane

Chow joke, What do you call a northeastern US state's principle dish, consisting of a small puffy Chinese dog a

Why did Hitler struggle to eat his Chinese food?

Because he ordered the chow mein Kampf.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the chow chau jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working chow ching piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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