Chorizo Jokes
3 chorizo jokes and hilarious chorizo puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about chorizo that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Chorizo Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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Someone told me Chorizo is the best kind of sausage...
... but that's baloney!
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My Rooster Ramón
I used to have a Mexican rooster named Ramón. He liked to have s**... with anything that moved. I kept telling him that all this boning was going to kill him one day. Ramón just laughed about it and kept giving the animals the chorizo. Yesterday, I walked outside and saw Ramón lying flat on his back with dirt and dust spread across his chest. I ran to his side and said "Ramón, I told you all this b**... was going to kill you!" Ramón opened one eye, pointed to the sky, and quietly whispered in his thick Latin accent, "shhhhh buzzards!"
lady asked me where the chorizo was
Between the huevos.
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