Chord Jokes
103 chord jokes and hilarious chord puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about chord that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Humor in music? It's possible! Check out this collection of funny stories and witty jokes that explore the framework of musical chords and chord progressions. Whether you play guitar, harmonica, or another musical instrument, you'll appreciate the musical puns, GSUS-inspired humor, and tongue-in-cheek observations about your favorite chord configurations.
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- Short Chord Jokes
- Chord One Liners
- Guitar Chord Jokes
- Music Chord Jokes
- Chord Progression Jokes
- More Chord Jokes
Funniest Chord Short Jokes
Short chord jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The chord humour may include short guitar jokes also.
- My son kept chewing on electrical chords, so I grounded him... He's doing better currently and conducting himself properly.
- What's the difference between a rock musician and a jazz musician? A rock musician plays 3 chords for 20,000 people, and a jazz musician plays 20,000 chords for 3 people
- My biology teacher grew human vocal chords from stem cells in the lab, the results... ... speak for themselves
- Scientists have grown human vocal chords in a Petri dish. The results speak for themselves.
- What's the difference between rock and jazz? Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.
- The difference between a rock band and a jazz group The rock band will play 3 chords in front of 1000 people.
The jazz group will play 1000 chords in front of 3 people. - A Rock Band Plays 3 Chords for a 3000 Person Crowd Where as a jazz player will play 3000 chords for a 3 person crowd.
- What's the difference between a rock guitarist and a jazz guitarist? The rock musician plays three chords for thousands of people, the jazz guitarist plays thousands of chords to three people.
- Music Joke A C chord and an A chord walk into a bar.
The bartender says to the C chord "I'm sorry, I can't serve your friend; even though he's your relative, he's still a minor."
- Scientists have successfully grown human vocal chords in a Petri dish. The results speak for themselves
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Chord One Liners
Which chord one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with chord? I can suggest the ones about chromosome and harmony.
- Which chord is essential to every Christian song? Gsus
- What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child? ...A-flat minor
- Well I've heard there was a secret chord That David played and it pleased the Lord. Gsus
- The doctor told me my vocal chords were damaged I was speechless
- What is God's favorite guitar chord? Gsus
- What is the holiest chord? G sus
- What's The Pope's favorite chord? G Sus
- Why did the accordion player go to jail? For playing an illegal chord.
- Do you know why I don't like simple chord progressions? They give me the EBGBs.
- What's a priests favourite chord on a guitar A minor
- What is the holiest chord to play? The G sus although most priests prefer A minor
- How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord? The leash goes slack...
- What's R. Kelly's favorite chord to play on the piano? A Minor
- What is Michael Jackson's favorite piano chord? A-minor
- The pop music industry is very eco-friendly They keep recycling the same four chords.
Guitar Chord Jokes
Here is a list of funny guitar chord jokes and even better guitar chord puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My friend and I went to a guitar clinic recently. He really seemed to be into it. I guess it struck a chord with him.
- Roy Moore is learning guitar chords and he's starting with A Minor
- What's a Christian's favourite guitar chord? G-sus
- What's God's favourite guitar chord? G-sus.
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What's the devil's favourite chord?
Dmin. - If God were a guitar chord, what would he be? Gsus
- What is Tekashi 6ix9ine's favourite guitar chord? a flat minor.
- I signed up for a guitar chord lesson but had to quit because it was too hard. Which I thought was strange because I was told it would B E C...
- I really like guitars They just struck a chord with me
- What is a priest's favorite guitar chord? Gsus
- Roy Moore needs to learn more chords on guitar Because so far he only wants to finger A Minor
Music Chord Jokes
Here is a list of funny music chord jokes and even better music chord puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What's God's favorite musical chord? G sus
- What is a discord moderator's favorite musical chord? A minor
- What is the church's favorite musical chord? G sus
- Which musical chord is the most holy? Gsus.
- What's God's favorite chord? (music joke) G sus
- I like musical dramas. They really strike a chord with me.
- What do you call a guitarist who only knows two chords ? A music critic
- A musical chord walks into A bar The bartender immediately says, "You can't be in here, you're a minor"
- Who is the most musical Canadian heroine? Laura C-Chord.
- Why did Buddy Holly retire from the music industry in 1959? His vocal chords were damaged in an accident.
Chord Progression Jokes
Here is a list of funny chord progression jokes and even better chord progression puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What's a Christian's favourite chord progression? G,Esus.
- Why was the pianist arrested while playing chord progressions? Because he put a D in A Minor
- Why did they name themselves AC/DC? Because that's the chord progression in all their songs.
Cheeky Chord Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity
What funny jokes about chord you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cord jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make chord pranks.
What's r kelly's favorite chord?
A Minor.
What's a Christian's favorite chord?
G Sus.
These jokes should strike a chord with some of you.
What sound does a piano make dropped on a military base?
A flat major.
Follow-up: What sound does a piano make dropped down a mineshaft?
A flat miner.
What did the guitarist say to the magician...
Pick a chord, any chord.
Took my guitar to an open mic night at a bar. Yea, it s**... cuz they made me play one less chord.
Guess one of 'em was a minor.
A skydiver jumps out of a plane...
He is flying through the air and is having a lot of fun.
Then he pulls the chord ... but nothing happens! The parachute wont open!
panicing he pulls the safety chord ... nothing happens again!
He is falling ever so fast, when suddenly a guy comes flying up from beneath him!
The skydiver yells "hey! Do you repair parachutes!?"
The guy yells back! "Nope, gas ovens..."
(english is not my first language, excuse my spelling please)
Why did the chord get kicked out of the bar?
Because he was Aminor
What is the definition of a minor 2nd chord?
Two flutists playing in unison.
Why couldn't the chord get into the bar?
She was A minor.
I always play it safe during s**....
I cut the telephone chord.
What's Jared from Subway's favorite chord?
A flat minor
What is Gods favourite chord?
G sus!
What is a Christian's favorite Chord?
Gsus4
What is an underwater drilling expert's favorite chord?
C Minor
What's takeshi 6ix9ine's favourite chord?
A Minor
Why couldn't the backbone play the piano?
He only knew the spinal chord
Did you know most Christian bands have a favourite chord?
Gsus
What's Jesus's favourite chord?
G# sus, cause G sus has risen.
What chord do you make when you drop a grand piano down a coal shaft?
A flat minor.
What's God's favorite chord?
Gsus.
What happened to the chord who violated school rules?
It was suspended!
What is the most Holy chord?
Gsus
What is Drake's favourite chord?
A minor
David: *plays secret chord*
The Lord: Nice
What does a jock and a V7 chord have in common?
They both dominate.
What do you call the jock's relationship with his girlfriend?
A dominant chord.
TIL Christian bands have a favourite chord.
G sus
Why was that chord a B flat?
Because it ran into something sharp.
What was Micheal Jacksons favourite chord to play around with?
A Minor.
What's Michael Jackson's favourite chord?
A minor.
What chord do you play to get R. Kelly's attention?
B Minor.
I'll see myself out...
I tried to hang myself with a bungee chord.
I kept almost dying. -Steven Wright
What was the secret chord that David played to please the Lord?
G sus.
If anyone can teach me a chord that has a root, a minor third, and a perfect fifth
send me a Dm
What's a harmless person's favorite chord?
B9
What is the most overplayed chord in a Christian band?
Gsus
Stevie Wonder was doing a concert, and towards the end decided to play some requests.
A man called out, "Play a jazz chord." So Stevie played a short riff, but the man insisted: "No, no, play a jazz chord."
So Stevie played a longer riff: "No, no," said the man, "play a jazz chord."
Stevie tried again and again, until he was playing chords he'd never played in his life, and still the man wasn't satisfied.
Finally Steve said: "Sing it for me." The man sang, "A jazz chord to say I love you."
