The Best 60 Chord Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Chord jokes. There are some chord guitar jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chord octave puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Chord Jokes and Puns
What's R Kelly's favorite chord?
A Minor.
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A C chord and an A chord walk into a bar.
The bartender says to the C chord "I'm sorry, I can't serve your friend; even though he's your relative, he's still a minor."
What's a Christian's favourite chord progression?
G,Esus.
Which chord do pedophiles like the most?
A minor
What's a Christian's favorite chord?
G Sus.
What did the guitarist say to the magician...
Pick a chord, any chord.
Took my guitar to an open mic night at a bar. Yea, it sucked cuz they made me play one less chord.
Guess one of 'em was a minor.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite piano chord?
A-minor
A skydiver jumps out of a plane...
He is flying through the air and is having a lot of fun.
Then he pulls the chord ... but nothing happens! The parachute wont open!
panicing he pulls the safety chord ... nothing happens again!
He is falling ever so fast, when suddenly a guy comes flying up from beneath him!
The skydiver yells "hey! Do you repair parachutes!?"
The guy yells back! "Nope, gas ovens..."
(english is not my first language, excuse my spelling please)
What is the holiest chord?
G sus
If God were a guitar chord, what would he be?
Gsus
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My friend and I went to a guitar clinic recently. He really seemed to be into it.
I guess it struck a chord with him.
What is a priest's favorite guitar chord?
Gsus
What's a pedophile's favourite chord?
A minor.
Why did the chord get kicked out of the bar?
Because he was Aminor
What is the definition of a minor 2nd chord?
Two flutists playing in unison.
Why couldn't the chord get into the bar?
She was A minor.
I always play it safe during sex.
I cut the telephone chord.
What's Jared from Subway's favorite chord?
A flat minor
Which musical chord is the most holy?
Gsus.
What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child?
...A-flat minor
What's a Christian's favourite guitar chord?
G-sus
Do you know why I don't like simple chord progressions?
They give me the EBGBs.
Which chord is essential to every Christian song?
Gsus
What is God's favorite guitar chord?
Gsus
Well I've heard there was a secret chord That David played and it pleased the Lord.
Gsus
What is a pedophile music teacher's favorite chord?
A minor.
I like musical dramas.
They really strike a chord with me.
What's The Pope's favorite chord?
G Sus
Whats a preist's favorite chord?
A minor
How Much Firewood Does A Guitarist Buy For The Winter?
A Chord.
What is Gods favourite chord?
G sus!
What is a Christian's favorite Chord?
Gsus4
What's God's favourite guitar chord?
G-sus.
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What's the devil's favourite chord?
Dmin.
What is an underwater drilling expert's favorite chord?
C Minor
What's takeshi 6ix9ine's favourite chord?
A Minor
Why couldn't the backbone play the piano?
He only knew the spinal chord
Did you know most Christian bands have a favourite chord?
Gsus
What's Jesus's favourite chord?
G# sus, cause G sus has risen.
What chord do you make when you drop a grand piano down a coal shaft?
A flat minor.
What's God's favorite chord?
Gsus.
What happened to the chord who violated school rules?
It was suspended!
What is the church's favorite musical chord?
G sus
What is the most Holy chord?
Gsus
What is Drake's favourite chord?
A minor
Why was that chord a B flat?
Because it ran into something sharp.
What's R. Kelly's favorite chord to play on the piano?
A Minor
What is Tekashi 6ix9ine's favourite guitar chord?
a flat minor.
What's a priests favourite chord on a guitar
A minor
What was Micheal Jacksons favourite chord to play around with?
A Minor.
What's Michael Jackson's favourite chord?
A minor.
What chord do you play to get R. Kelly's attention?
B Minor.
I'll see myself out...
I really like guitars
They just struck a chord with me
What's God's favorite chord? (music joke)
G sus
I tried to hang myself with a bungee chord.
I kept almost dying. -Steven Wright
What was the secret chord that David played to please the Lord?
G sus.
What is the holiest chord to play?
The G sus although most priests prefer A minor
If anyone can teach me a chord that has a root, a minor third, and a perfect fifth
send me a Dm
I signed up for a guitar chord lesson but had to quit because it was too hard.
Which I thought was strange because I was told it would B E C...
What's a harmless person's favorite chord?
B9
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