Chopsticks Jokes
23 chopsticks jokes and hilarious chopsticks puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about chopsticks that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Chopsticks Short Jokes
Short chopsticks jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The chopsticks humour may include short fork and spoon jokes also.
- I tried to teach my grandma how to eat noodles with chopsticks She accidentally made a sweater.
- I was watching my friend Luke trying to eat with chopsticks After watching struggle for a while, I told him
Use the fork, Luke. - My friend just told me he's got these little lightsaber chopsticks he uses when he eats ramen. I told him he should use the forks.
- When you eat at an asian restaurant and and you can't eat with chopsticks so you're bringing your own cutlery cause no forks given.
- I went to a sports day in Japan today. I t was quite enjoyable but I must say the egg and chopstick race was a challenge.
- The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
- If chopsticks were really better than a fork... ...wouldn't we be digging ditches with pool cues?
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Chopsticks One Liners
Which chopsticks one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with chopsticks? I can suggest the ones about noodles and pork chop.
- Why did the blind man use chopsticks? Because he couldn't see the point in forks.
- The dumpling said to the chopstick, “You complete me rice away.
- What do you call broken chopsticks? Chopped sticks
- What is another name for a knife? A chopstick!
- My Cantonese is so bad that the restaurant won't give me chopsticks
- In China, they don't cut trees They just chopsticks
- Do you think Asians find the word "Chopsticks" offensive? Like "Hey, Chopsticks! Refill!"
- My Chinese neighbor heard it was raining cats & dogs... then ran outside with chopsticks.
- You don't like your soup? I'm not good with chopsticks.
- What's a Drummer's favorite food? Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss
- What do you call a Chinese b**...? A chopstick.
Quirky and Hilarious Chopsticks Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.
What funny jokes about chopsticks you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean chow mein jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make chopsticks pranks.
One day, Obi-Wan and Luke visit a Chinese restaurant...
Obi-Wan is eating normally, but Luke is having so much trouble with the chopsticks he's spilling the food all over the table.
Eventually, Obi-Wan becomes angry and says, "Use the forks, Luke!"
Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard.
These are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
What every athlete says after winning: "First of all, I'd like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
Chuck can eat Chinese food with one chopstick.
Chuck threw a few rocks into the Pacific Ocean. These are now known as Hawaii.
Chuck can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass..................at night.
When Chuck is in Rome, they do what HE does.
Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one questions why.
