Chopper Jokes
8 chopper jokes and hilarious chopper puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about chopper that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laugh out loud with this collection of hilarious chopper jokes! From wood choppers to helicopter pilots, we've got puns, wordplays and more that will put a smile on your face. Enjoy the ride with these amazing copter jokes!
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A cargo ship sank in the ocean. The cargo, Idaho potatoes and rubber p**..., floated in the vicinity.
The Coast Guard had received a distress call, but a chopper arrived to find no ship in the water. Seeing the cargo strewn about on the water, they decided to send a diver down to look for the ship.
"I already know what kind of ship to look for," the diver told the chopper pilot.
"How could you possibly know what kind of ship it was?" replied the pilot.
"It was a dictatorship."
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Two guys in a helicopter are crossing a mountain range when the rotor breaks and the chopper is going to c**....
As they are falling to their certain death, the pilot calmly reaches to his pocket and pulls out a bright red lipstick. He puts lipstick on, then tears the steering wheel out of the dashboard and shoves it up his a**.... Passenger looks at the pilot in horror and shouts "what the h**... are you doing, we are going to die!" Pilot quietly answers "there's nothing we can do, I'm just giving the c**... investigators something to think about."
The Bikers
A biker with a racing bike brags before chopper bikers and dares them to race. Despite he's obviously faster, the oldest of the chopper bikers agrees. The racing biker wants to bet $1000, but the chopper owner has no money so they agree to race for the honor of the victory.
They get ready for the uneven race. A countdown is proclaimed and the racing biker speeds away. The old biker shuts off his bike and returns to his beer.
Three guys were traveling on a helicopter.
Suddenly, their engine stops and the chopper falls. The first guy hangs from the leg of the chopper. The second guy hangs from the first guys leg. The third guy hangs from the second guys pants.
As they were falling they agree to sing a last song. The first guy asks to sing and the other two agreed.
"If you're happy and you know it..."
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Ari Shaffir jokes about Kobe Bryant
Well kobe Bryant died 23 years too late today. He got away with r**... because all the Hollywood liberals who attack comedy enjoy rooting for the Lakers more than they dislike r**.... Big ups to the hero who forgot to gas up his chopper...
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What's the best way to get the aristocracy out of France?
A chopper
Christopher Nolan was directing a scene when the chopper Batman was flying suddenly burst into flames.
Nolan yelled, "CHRISTIAN, BAIL!!"
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A child is visiting his grandparents.
While there, he says to Grandpa:
*- Grandpa, tell me a story about Vietnam!*
The old man says:
*- May 1969, near Khe Sanh. I was in a chopper with four other Marines and the pilot, and some g**... shot the pilot. We survived, but the Charlie were waiting there. And then there we were, five guys on some fifty Vietcong...*
The child interrupts:
*- But the last time you told me that story, there were only 20 Vietcong!*
Grandpa says:
*- You were too young to know the horrid truth!*
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