The Best 30 Chopin Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Chopin jokes. There are some chopin tchaikovsky jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chopin musician puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Chopin Jokes and Puns

I bought A LOT of classical music yesterday...

...I went on a Chopin spree!

My wife and I do it doggy-style...

...she plays dead and I beg.

-Dan Chopin

What should pianists take with them to the supermarket?

A Chopin Liszt.

Chopin joke, What should pianists take with them to the supermarket?

I went Chopin but I forgot my Liszt

So I'll go Bach home

How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!


I went Chopin, but I forgot my Liszt.

Don't worry, I will go Bach later.

I went to buy some classical music today...

But I forgot my Chopin Liszt.

Chopin joke, I went to buy some classical music today...

What's a pianist's favourite thing to do?

Go Chopin

How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.

Who's a lumberjack's favorite classical composer?

Chopin.

Which pianist likes deforestation?

Chopin

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Where do pianists put their groceries while they shop?

In a Chopin cart.

What do classical pianists use to remember their groceries?

A Chopin Liszt.

What did the music composer bring to the grocery store?

A Chopin Liszt.

What's musical and useful at the grocery store?

A Chopin Liszt

Note: taken from one of those horrible "Joke of the Day" desk calendars. It took almost 12 months to get something clever.

Where are composers taken to be executed?

To the Chopin block

Chopin joke, Where are composers taken to be executed?

How was the pianist executed?

The Chopin block.

What do classical musicians write before going shopping?

A Chopin Lizst

(shopping list)

I went to the supermarket dressed as a classical composer...

Somebody asked me what I was Chopin for.


I just bought a piano off the TV.

It came from the Chopin Channel.

I was in a highbrow bar at the Ritz Carlton, and their Pianist was asking folks for requests.

I said to him, "Can you play an Etude by Chopin?"

He replied, "Which one?"

I responded, "The composer."

What does a pianist say when they're chopping food?

>!I be Chopin!<

Why can Polish composers never make up their mind?

They just keep Chopin and changing

What do classical pianists take with them to the grocery store?

Their Chopin Liszt

Why did the musician's wife yell at him?

Because he went Chopin but forgot the Liszt, so he went Bach home.

He has the grocery Liszt

What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

Musical notation

is a Chopin list

What does musicians take with them when doing groceries?

The Chopin list

Which composer do lumberjacks prefer to listen to?

Chopin

What do composers prepare their ingredients on?

A Chopin board

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