Choosers Jokes
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Bag Boy: Paper or plastic, sir?
Customer: Whatever, you pick.
Bag Boy: Sorry, baggers can't be choosers.
I saw a man on the street with a sign saying he was hungry.
I told him I had an extra sandwich and he could pick which one he wanted, turkey or roast beef. He looked at both sandwiches for about 30 seconds, them threw up his hands and ran off.
I wondered for a second, then I remembered,
"Beggars can't be choosers"
Why can't the guy singing Mambo No. 5 can't decide between all these women?
Because Begas can't be choosers.
Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?
Because baggers can't be choosers.
Our local planned parenthood refuses to provide homeless women with abortions.
They say beggars can't be choosers.
Why can't clerks at the grocery store pick which cashier they work with?
Because baggers can't be choosers.
Grocery store workers must let the customer decide if they want paper or plastic
because baggers can't be choosers.
At the grocery store today and when asked paper or plastic, I said you make the call the guy replied no can do. ...
I asked why not? To which he replied
Baggers can't be choosers.
Beggars can't be choosers
The same goes for morticians
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