Because if he chose SpaceY he'd land on 14 year old boys.
"I don't know man, there are so many fields to choose from."
He said, NO!
I told him, She is Bill Gates' daughter.
He said, OK.
I called Bill Gates and said, I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates said, NO.
I told Bill Gates, My son is the CEO of World Bank.
Bill Gates said, OK.
I called the President of World Bank and asked him to make my son the CEO.
He said, NO.
I told him, My son is Bill Gates' son-in-law.
He said, OK.
This is how politics works.
Apparently, I was only supposed to name one, not two.
She said - why would we choose you..
I SHOULD NEVER HAVE NAMED 2 FRIENDS!
"Gandhi."
Why him?
"More food for me."
So he asked his friend Gary for help deciding which girl to be with.
John: I'm devoted to Kate but Edith is my dream girl, she's all I've ever wanted.
Gary: Then you should be with Edith.
John: But I love Kate and could never leave her...
Gary: Then you should stay with Kate.
John: But I also want to be with Edith, I can't miss this opportunity!
Gary: You can't have your Kate and Edith too.
Dad: "Well choose one honey, you can't do both".
Frowning, I held up the menu and said 'you just choose something from this book of food'
In sex,the decision to choose the cunt or the asshole is a pleasure
Immediately, the man chooses wisdom. There is a flash of lightning, he is transformed, but then he just sits there, staring down at the table.
One of his colleagues whispers, "You have great wisdom. Say something!"
The man says, "I should have taken the money."
Apparently, I was only supposed to name one, not two.
'You need to make a choice' she said 'It's either me or the stupid pokémon references!'
'I understand', I replied, holding back tears. 'Sandra, I choose you!!!'
would you go to lunch or a movie?
She said, "You act so childish whenever I'm around. Now, it's either 'your mom' jokes or me."
I said, "And I, like so many men before me, will eagerly choose your mom."
how many bedrooms would your mansion have?
Dad: Of all people, you choose to be with this stupid and lazy arse?
Boyfriend: ...
Girl: Dad, don't say things like that about him! You don't even know him yet. He's currently studying to get a doctorate in physics while working a full time job.
Dad: (to Girl) I wasn't talking to you.
They have like 10, so you can choose.
They have like ten of them, so you can choose.
Well then I've got some news for you
She really needs to remember that **I** choose the toppings.
...and says, "I'll grant you whichever of three blessings you choose. Wisdom, beauty, or ten million dollars."
Immediately, the professor chooses wisdom. There is a flash of lightning, the professor is transformed, but then he just sits there, staring down at the table.
One of his colleagues whispers, "You have great wisdom. Say something!"The professor says, "I should have taken the money!"
I told her choose one, I can't do both.
"You see Blue, its the anagram of something your mom loves as much as you"
And why is my sister called Lana ?
"For the same reason."
...because they all got vaccinated as children, and obviously turned out retarded.
What color would your Lamborghini be?
Self-checkout every time
Which color light saber would you choose?
He responds: "Give me 90 minutes to think."
I would opt for the latter.
I told her she could only choose one.
He told them, "I have two things remaining to separate men from women and I'm going to let you choose." He looked at Adam, "I'm going to let you choose first...the first thing is the ability to pee standing up." Adam didn't hesitate...."Yes, I want that one!" God gifted man with the ability to pee standing up and Adam quickly ran off to write his name in the sand. Then, God turned to Eve..."Well, Eve, I guess that leaves you with multiple orgasms."
Luckily for you I'm both right now
Too high to edit the title but it should say ex girlfriend
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