Choo Jokes
81 choo jokes and hilarious choo puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about choo that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
From classic choo choo trains to Jimmy Choo pumps, this article will have you laughing out loud. Read on for hilarious jokes about all things choo - toot, toot! With hilarious references to Chattanooga Choo Choo and Pokemon's Pika Choo, this article will bring a smile to your face.
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Funniest Choo Short Jokes
Short choo jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The choo humour may include short toot jokes also.
- What's the difference between a teacher and a train? One says, "Spit out your gum!"
The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo" - An old joke I learnt [Clean] A peanut was stuck on the tracks
His heart was all a flutter
A train came down the track
*Choo Choo!*
Peanut butter. - Have you ever heard of the similarities between a choo choo tran and a brthday? Neither have i
- After all my previous failures I've decided that I won't let this happen again and I will train like I've never trained before!!! Choo! Choooooooooo!
- Ash sat up with a jolt, nose hairs on end. He sneezed explosively. Witnesses reported a peak ah-choo.
- Why are trains such good negotiators? Because they always choo choose their words carefully!
- Do you know what it's called when you're out looking for Pokemon but keep sneezing? Peek-ah-choo
- A pirate, a chicken and a train enter a bar. "what can I get you?"
ARR BKAWK CHOO CHOO - How do boogers like to travel? Ah choo choo train.
- Everybody has heard of Mark Twain, but few know h.e had a younger brother Choo Choo Twain
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Choo One Liners
Which choo one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with choo? I can suggest the ones about railway and railroad.
- What sound does a sneezing gargoyle make? Stat-choo!
- What's the collective noun for sneezes? A choo.
- What is a sneeze's favorite mode of transportation? Ah-choo choo train
- When is a train being polite at dinner time? When it choo's quietly.
- Shania Twain just had a baby boy She named him Choo Choo
- What noise does a fully trained Pikachu make? PIKA CHOO CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
- How does the Black Knight sneeze? "Have-at-choo!"
- What did Mark Twain name his son? Choo Choo
- Guess what is the perfect time to sneeze... At-CHOO O'clock....
- Why was Ash looking through your window? He was just trying to take a peek at choo.
- There is no COO in a railway company There is only CHOO
- How do choo choo train go down many mountain? It go "TOOT" then thomas Tank gives tug
- How do sick people get to the hospital? They ride Achoo-Choo train
- What does a train do before it swallows its food? Choo choo
- The abortion train just arrived at the station. ALL ABORT! *choo choo*
Cheerful Fun Choo Jokes for Lovely Laughter
What funny jokes about choo you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean achoo jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make choo pranks.
If you had to choose between a billion dollars or world peace...
how many bedrooms would your mansion have?
If I had to choose between a rope or the inclined set of steps....
I would opt for the latter.
If you had to choose between world peace and Bill Gates' fortune...
What color would your Lamborghini be?
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How do you choose a s**... policeman from a group of policemen?
At random.
If you had to choose between having a love life, or a lifetime supply of pudding:
How much chocolate pudding would you eat that first day?
If you had to choose between your SO and 1 millions dollars...
What is the first thing you would buy?
If you could choose to date either your girlfriend, or any celebrity...
... What celebrity would you choose?
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I'm trying to choose a Freudian therapist...
...but they're all s**... of one, half a dozen of your mother.
If you had to choose between your local wnba team winning the finals and receiving $5.....
What would you spend your $5 on?
What do choosy moms choose?
abortion.
If you could choose between world peace and 1 million dollars...
What would you buy?
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Choosing between Hillary and Trump is like having to f**... really bad while sitting between Scarlett Johansson and The Pope.
I don't know which way to lean.
Help us choose a new name for our nonprofit. We're teenagers in China and Japan helping senior citizens.
Apparently 'Youth in Asia for the Elderly' isn't having the effect we thought it would.
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Insane Mexican train robbers have locomotives
Choo choo
They say choose a major you love and you'll never work a day in your life...
because that field probably isn't hiring.
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If I ever have to choose who dies, my mother or my dog, Toby's gotta go...
...straight for the t**...
"We choose to go to the moon not because it is easy...
...but because it is cheesy."
Sometimes you have to choose between what is hard and what is easy
Luckily for you I'm both right now
If you could choose between keeping your wife and a $1million dollars
What would you buy?
If I had to choose between a stepstool and a device that let's me get even higher...
...I'd take the ladder.
(I'll just leave now)
If you could choose between having a light saber or saving a child.....
Which color light saber would you choose?
Help me! I can't choose what music to listen to.
I'm stuck between rock and hard bass...
I once had to choose between my girlfriend and my career.
I lost the girl and gave up on my career.
A conductor asked me if I could help him drive a train...
I said, "yeah of course, how hard could it be?" Then I saw how complicated the control panel was. It was then that I realized that I may have bitten off more than I could choo.
I didn't choose the 4.0 GPA life....
Unfortunately it didn't choose me either :|
If you were to choose between winning the big lottery prize and your wife
what car would you buy?
If you had to choose...
Between eating bacon everyday or being skinny for the rest of your life, would you choose applewood or hickory smoked?
If you had to choose between a long lasting relationship and 10 million dollars
What color would your Porsche be ?
When choosing an angle always remember...
...if it's acute one, its not the right one.
If I had to choose between DNA and RNA..
I would take RNA because it has U in it
You get to choose between visiting Canada's largest territory, or all the provinces together.
It's either all of it or Nunavut
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Always choose a one eyed girl for a rebound
Her depth perception is s**....
If I have to choose between
taking a shortcut to success, or going at it step by step,
I will choose the ladder
If I had to choose between good memory, and good looks...
...I'd take the pickled herring.
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Choochie Green was a h**... in a little town,
One Sunday morning she's decides to go to church. She gets all dressed up, in her finest mini skirt and top. She arrives early to ensure a seat up close. While the rest of the congregation files in, the priest notices her. He leans over to the alter boy and ask "Is that Choochie Green?" The boy squints and leans forward and replies "I don't think so, just the way the lights hitting it"
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If you had to choose one superpower to have forever
please legalize w**... if it's Russia. Thanks in advance.
Always choose a girl for her personality
They have 20 so you can choose
If I had to choose to hang out with either Mario, Luigi or Toad. I'd pick Toad.
He seems like a fungi.
When choosing between transparent and opaque.
Transparent is the clear choice.
When choosing a password remember to make it at least eight characters long and include at least one capital,
for example "MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyWashington" .
If you could choose between Enlightenment and winning the lottery, which would you pick?
If you choose the Lottery at least you'll have someone to spend it on..
so i had to choose a name...
and i picked a strange one
S O F A T H E R E Y E S P O P
Choose your own adventure.
Dad sees a soda?
Moving a couch for dad?
Obese girl with a vision problem?
She said "choose me or tacos"
I chewed in tears
If you had to choose between a wonderful wife or a wonderful car..
Would you choose a petrol or a diesel engine ?
- Could you help me choose the tie, please?
\- Of course, sir. I would recommend one of these. This model can sustain the weight of a full-grown man.
You Don't Have to Choose Between Being Pro-Life or Pro-Choice
As long as you are Pro-Phylactic
Two guys are headed to a friend's house.
"Not sure we should go there now. Something messed up happened to him. He needs to let off some steam."
The other friend says while eating a bag of candy
"Choo choo"
I had to choose between climbing or using a runged device...
I chose the latter.
If I had to choose, I think I'd rather be a Vegetarian Vampire.
Beets the alternative.
I believe we all should get to choose whether we are buried or cremated, I mean in the end
we've urned it
Everyone in the US is choosing sides right now
I choose inside.
