chomping Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious chomping puns

It's Easter Sunday morning...

... and chubby Chuck has been chomping on Easter eggs all night. He decides that he simply can't eat one more Easter egg. So he plays a prank. He goes into the chicken coop and replaces every single egg the hens have laid with a brightly colored one. A few minutes later, the rooster walks in, sees all the colored eggs, then storms outside and kills the peacock.

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A blind man is sitting on a park bench.

A Rabbi sits down next to him. The Rabbi is chomping on a piece of matzoh. Taking pity on the blind man, he breaks off a piece and gives it to the blind man. Several minutes later, the blind man turns, taps the Rabbi on the shoulder and asks, "Who wrote this?!!"

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Marine biologists were baffled by why Jaws would always swim away after chomping off swimmers' legs.

Turns out he's lack toes intolerant.

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How did the man figure out his soup was too chunky?

He'd been chomping at the bisque.

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Delta airlines is probably chomping at the bit to get into the commercial space travel industry

After all

In space no one can hear you scream

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What are the most funny Chomping jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Chomping? Well, here are the best Chomping dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Chomping pick up lines to share with friends.

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