cholo Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious cholo puns

What do gay cholo gangsters and nerds have in common?

They love being in their homes and doing their essays.

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What does Cholo stand for?

Chou Only Live Once.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman?

... a surprisingly stable person; according to my Homie O'Statis.

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What do you call a cholo detective?

Sherlock, Holmes.

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What do you call a cholo investigating a crime scene?

Sherlock homes foo.

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What hood was the Swedish cholo from?

StockHOLMES!

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What does a patriotic cholo love the most?

You, esse!

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How do you say "you only live once" in Spanish?

cholo

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Cholo Pollo

Q: What did the mama chicken say to the cholo chicken?

A: Pollo pants up...

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What do you call a cholo with one leg shorter than the other?

A Crip

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Why are Cholos good writers?

They have a lot of EsΓ©'s

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What did the Chicano cholo say to the Syrian refugee?

"Where did you come from, Homs?"

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Why wasn't the Mexican able to go to archery with his cholo friends ?

Because he didn't habanero to shoot with

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What did the cholo say when he checkmated his opponent?

Chess!

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Cholo

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

"Get off me, homes!"


My brother heard this on Tosh.

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WHat do a cholo and a Crip have in common? They go to fucking prison.

Lol.

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What country did the Cholo Olympian represent.

Team You Ese

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What does a gay vampire cholo say?

I want, to fuck, you blood

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What do you call a cholo with one leg shorter than the other?

Not even, foo

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What are the most funny Cholo jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Cholo? Well, here are the best Cholo dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Cholo pick up lines to share with friends.

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