Choking Hazard Jokes
10 choking hazard jokes and hilarious choking hazard puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about choking hazard that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Choking Hazard Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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Retailers have pulled all the Darth Vader toys from their shelves...
Apparently they are a choking hazard.
Last week, I took a Dallas Cowboys jersey away from my 2-year-old nephew.
It was a choking hazard.
What's the difference between a kinder surprise and Michael jackson.
One is a choking hazard for children and the other is a chocolate covered candy
What should you say when your girlfriend thinks your D is small.
Tell her small things are a choking hazard
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Choking Hazard.
Jim: I once saw a man choke to death right in front of my very eyes.
Nancy: God that must have been awful, did you try to save him with the Heimlich manoeuvre?
Jim: I couldn't at the time, my hands were wrapped tightly around his t**....
I was putting on a Warriors jersey...
But my friend said "that's a choking hazard."
Why didn't the toy manufacturer do it with his wife tonight?
Small parts are choking hazards.
What do you say when you see a Chelsea winger strangling someone?
Choking Hazard
If I was a toy then what toy would I be?
Choking hazard for 12 and below.
After today, I'm not letting my kids play with penguins....
I didn't realize they were a choking hazard.
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