Choke Chicken Jokes
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Doc, I swallowed a chicken bone.
"Are you choking?"
"No I'm serious!"
A couple of hens were discussing the days events...
... One of the hens is flustered and worried, so she tells the other hen, "I think one of us is gonna get it! I heard Farmer Brown tell Neighbour Jones that he was gonna stay home and choke the chicken tonight!"
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Tyson Chicken Factory Farm Caught On Hidden Camera Torturing And Neglecting Animals
I guess they were caught choking the chicken?
I'm a cop and I got caught choking the chicken in public
I was revoked of my badge and sentenced to three years jail time. The chicken filed a civil rights suit and received 3 million in reparations
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Why is chick fil-a closed on sundays?
They need time to choke their chickens
Use the words chicken, nut, and bread in one sentence.
When my sister got pregnant, my Filipino mother told my dad to stop choking her because chicken nut bread.
In honour of canadian thanksgiving...
I will be tickling the turkey instead of choking the chicken all day today
What do you call a guy who never chokes his chicken?
Unfappable.
WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CHICKENS?!?!
One got choked last night thanks to you!
; )
Chicken Parm you taste so good...
...Until my child chokes on you.
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