Choir Boys Jokes
29 choir boys jokes and hilarious choir boys puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about choir boys that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Choir Boys Short Jokes
Short choir boys jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The choir boys humour may include short choir jokes also.
- How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Six - one to try and reach the socket, and the other five to stand around saying that its too high for her.
- How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a light bulb? I said lightbulb, not choir boy!
- What do choir boys and puppets have in common? They both know what it's like to be felt...
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Choir Boys One Liners
Which choir boys one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with choir boys? I can suggest the ones about church choir and young boys.
- How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up like a choir boy.
- How did the blind priest find the choir boys? Satisfying.
- I don't like talking about my childhood as a church choir boy it is a touchy subject
- Did ya hear the one about the gay choir boy? He blew his first hymn.
- How do You Circumcise a Priest? Kick the choir boy in the chin
- Why can't priests have children? Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.
- When the pope brags about the number of choir boys he's met Weird pontiflex but okay
- How do you separate the priests and the choir boys? With a crowbar
- How do Catholic priests remember choir boys? Fondly.
- When do Catholics allow the use of condoms? When the choir boys have diarrhea.
- What do you call it when a priest comes on to a choir boy? Faptism
- How do you give a priest a vasectomy? You kick the choir boy in the back of the head.
- Why is a choir boys hair always parted Good boy good boy.
- Why did the gay choir boy die? He choked on his last hymn.
- How did the nun lose her virginity? She dressed up as a choir boy.
Unearthly Funniest Choir Boys Jokes to Tickle Your Sides
What funny jokes about choir boys you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean catholic boys jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make choir boys pranks.
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An 8-year-old choir boy catches the priest m**....
He said, "What are you doing father?"
"It's called m**...," the priest replied. "You'll be doing this soon."
"Why father?" he asked.
"Because my wrist is killing me," the priest replied.
A man goes up to heaven and is being shown around.
A man goes up to heaven and is being shown around. He is surprised to be living with his wife and an ex from college. An angel explains "In heaven, you spend your time with the people you had s**... with the most times".
The man thinks this could cause trouble and asks if there is any way to appeal the decision. The angel tells him he could speak to one of the priests. The man asks where to find a priest. The angel replies "They are easy to find, just look for a crowd of choir boys".
A limerick, There once was a bishop from kings...
There once was a bishop from Kings,
Who talked about god and such things,
But his real desire,
was a boy in the choir,
with a bottom like jello on springs.
Did you hear about the choir boys
They were charged with indecent exposure last winter, the cops found them with there p**... in the snow bank when questioned why they responded with "the priest likes a couple cold ones after the sermon"
