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Who has no choice to s**... to make ends meet?
Electricians
The Right Choice
An angel suddenly appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean of the college that, in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, he will be given his choice of infinite wealth, wisdom or beauty. Without hesitating, the dean selects infinite wisdom. "Done!" says the angel, and disappears in a cloud of smoke and a bolt of lightning.
Now, all heads turn toward the dean, who sits surrounded by a faint halo of light. At length, one of his colleagues whispers, "Say something wise."
The dean looks at them and says, "I should have taken the money."
If I had a choice between stairs and a runged instrument for ascending things...
I would choose the ladder.
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What your choice of beer tells about you
A guy walks into a bar. A bit later an attractive woman next to him at the bar says, "You can tell a lot about a person by the beer they drink." "Oh really," he smiles looking down at his beer. "So what can you tell about me?" "You're an a**...," she replies. "That's my beer you're drinking."
How many choir directors does it take to change a light bulb?
No one knows. No one ever watches the choir director.
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Choices
A man in a nursing facility turned 80. At his party, a large cake was wheeled in, and an e**... popped out of the cake and said, "Hey birthday boy, would you like to have some super s**...?" And the old man replied, "I guess it depends on what kind of soup."
Choir School
Do you know why choir school is hiring?
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Choices and Consequences
A man and his wife are having dinner for their tenth wedding anniversary. Suddenly the man bursts into tears.
"What's wrong?" the wife asks.
"I was just thinking," the man says, "about when I asked you to marry me. Your father came to me and said 'I know about all that money you embezzled from work. If you don't marry that ugly daughter of mine, I'm turning you in." The man cries harder as he says "And if I'd turned him down I'd be a free man now!"
Had the choice between 3 Cokes and 4 Dr Peppers.
I picked seven up.
If you had a choice between drinking wine or being skinny what would you choose?
Red or white?
THE CHOICE
GOD APPEARED BEFORE AN IRISHMAN AND SAID, 'FOR YOUR DEVOTION, I WILL GIVE YOU A CHOICE BETWEEN PARKINSONS OR ALZHEIMERS FOR YOUR ELDERLY AFFLICTION.'
THE IRISHMAN SAID,; THATS EASY. PARKINSONS.'
'WHY IS IT EASY?' GOD ASKED
'I'D RATHER SPILL HALF A GLASS OF WHISKEY THAN FORGET WHERE THE BOTTLES ARE.'
What does someone in a choir say when they're thinking?
Hymn
What did the choir girl say to the lumber jack?
I love the timbre of your voice.
Having the choice of stealing is like most things I'm lukewarm towards.
I can take it or leave it.
Given the choice between reaching for things and using a tool to climb to them...
I'd prefer the latter.
I had the choice of big or small speakers for my car, but when I picked the bigger one, it didn't fit.
Oops, wrong sub.
What do choir boys and puppets have in common?
They both know what it's like to be felt...
Everything is a choice.
Black people can choose to get offended by black slurs,Asian people can choose to get offended by Asian slurs,White people can choose to get offended by black slurs.
What is Jesus' first choice of weapon?
A crossbow
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