Chocolate Strawberry Jokes
12 chocolate strawberry jokes and hilarious chocolate strawberry puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about chocolate strawberry that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Chocolate Strawberry Short Jokes
Short chocolate strawberry jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The chocolate strawberry humour may include short strawberry jokes also.
- Did you hear about the ice-cream vendor found dead in his van covered in strawberry sauce and chocolate sprinkles? Police say he topped himself.
- I recently found an ice cream man dead, covered in sprinkles, chocolate chips and strawberry sauce. He topped himself.
- Today is the Dali Lamas 82nd birthday but he couldn't decide if he wanted a vanilla, chocolate, or strawberry birthday cake... ...so he decided to be made one with everything.
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Chocolate Strawberry One Liners
Which chocolate strawberry one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with chocolate strawberry? I can suggest the ones about chocolate ice cream and chocolate.
- Strawberries are red, chocolate is brown. Why did you choose vanilla you simple clown.
Amusing Chocolate Strawberry Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends
What funny jokes about chocolate strawberry you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean strawberries and cream jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make chocolate strawberry pranks.
A lady walks into an ice cream shop.
"Can I get a chocolate scoop on a cone?" she asks.
"Sorry, ma'am, but we're out of chocolate ice cream," says the man behind the counter.
"Oh, well then can I get a chocolate sundae?" she asks.
"We're out of chocolate," he repeats.
"Well, how about a chocolate milkshake?"
The man is frustrated at this point and decides to teach her a lesson.
"Ma'am, do you see the 'van' in vanilla?"
"Yes," she says.
"Do you also see the 'straw' in strawberry?"
"I do."
"Ma'am, do you see the 'frick' in chocolate?"
"There's no 'frick' in chocolate..."
"THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!"
A disabled kid goes out to the ice cream man...
...and says, "Mithster can I've an Icth Cream??" and the Ice Cream man says "Of course you can, what would you like on it? chocolate sauce?, strawberry sauce?, a flake?" and the kid replys "It doethn't matter, I'll jutht drop it anyway"
A man went to the ice cream shop and ordered a chocolate cone...
I'm sorry, Sir, we're out of chocolate.
Oh, that's too bad. I'll have a chocolate cone with sprinkles then.
I'm sorry, Sir, but like I told you, we're out of chocolate.
How about a chocolate/vanilla twist, then?
Let me ask you something. How do you spell the 'van' in 'vanilla'?
V-a-n.
OK! We're on the same page! And how do you spell the 'straw' in 'strawberry'?
S-t-r-a-w.
Right, and lastly, how do you spell the f**...' in 'chocolate'?
There is no f**...' in 'chocolate'.
THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!
The little boy just wants chocolate ice cream...
A little boy walks into an ice cream shop...
"I want chocolate ice cream!" the boy exclaimed.
"I'm sorry we don't have chocolate", the clerk sighs "but I have this delicious strawberry and vanilla!"
"No! I want chocolate!" the boy cried.
"Tell you what" ,the clerk adds "can you spell 'VAN' as in vanilla?"
"Yeah! V-A-N", the boy proudly says.
"What about 'STRAW' as in strawberry?"
"Yeah! S-T-R-A-W", the boys says as he is getting annoyed.
"Now, what about f**...' is an chocolate???"
The boys screams, "There is no f**...' in chocolate!!"
"That's what I'm trying to tell you, boy!!!!!"
An elderly couple see a doctor about how to deal with their short term memory loss.
The doctor says to help them remember certain things they should write it down on a piece of paper. One night the couple is watching TV, when the husband starts walking to the kitchen. His wife asks "Can you bring me some strawberries?"
"Sure."
"Aren't you going to write it down so you don't forget?"
"No no. It's fine."
"Well I also want some whip cream. You should write it down so you'll remember."
"Don't worry. I've got it."
"I also want some chocolate syrup on top. You *really* should write it down, dear."
"I got it. Strawberries, whip cream, and chocolate syrup."
The wife sighs as her husband disappears into the kitchen.
After 15 minutes the husband finally comes back carrying a plate of eggs, bacon, and sausage. The wife looks up at him and asks "Where's my toast?"
Is this whey too many jokes?
Joke 1: So two fitness junkies are chatting when one says to the other, "hey, what kind of supplements do you use?" The other respond by saying "I don't use any, bro!" Fitness j**... number one asks, "not even protein powder?" Fitness j**... number two then says "nope, none!" Fitness j**... number one, noticing the rather large muscles of fitness j**... number, responds in awe, "no whey..."
Joke 2: Nick Carter is walking through a GNC, looking to buy some whey powder. He sees two options, chocolate and strawberry, of which he prefers chocolate. As he makes his way to the jar of chocolate whey powder, somebody else comes out of nowhere and grabs the last one! Nick, defeated, grabs the strawberry powder, looks at his enemy, and says quietly: "I wanted... that whey"
A woman walks into an ice cream shop
A woman walks into an ice cream shop.
She looks at the selection and says "umm... I'll have a pint of chocolate ice cream please."
The guy working there says "I'm sorry ma'am, but we are out of chocolate."
She nods and looks back at the flavors, "Ok...well in that case... I'll have a quart of chocolate, please."
The guy looks back at her a bit confused, "No, I'm sorry. It's not the quantity, we are completely out of chocolate right now."
The woman says, "Oh ok... well then I suppose I'll have a gallon of chocolate ice cream, please."
The guy is bewildered. He responds, "Lady, can you spell the 'straw' in strawberry?"
"Umm... Of course, S-T-R-A-W"
"Very good. Now can you spell the 'van' in vanilla?"
She responds, "Well, yes... V-A-N"
He smiles and says, "Perfect. But now can you spell the f**...' in chocolate?"
She furrows her brow, "But there is no f**...' in chocolate!"
He goes, "I know, lady that's what I've been trying to tell you!"