Chocolate Covered Jokes
23 chocolate covered jokes and hilarious chocolate covered puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about chocolate covered that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Chocolate Covered Short Jokes
Short chocolate covered jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The chocolate covered humour may include short chocolate jokes also.
- I grew up in a rough part of town... The local youths used to cover me in chocolate and cream, then put a cherry on my head. Life was tough in the gateau.
- What's the difference between a kinder surprise and Michael jackson. One is a choking hazard for children and the other is a chocolate covered candy
- I grew up in a rough neighborhood. As a Child, people would cover me in chocolate, cream, and then put a cherry on top. It's was tough in the Gateau
- Urgent news: A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt. Archologist believe it maybe Pharaoh Roche...
- I recently found an ice cream man dead, covered in sprinkles, chocolate chips and strawberry sauce. He topped himself.
- Growing up in a rough area I grew up in a rough area. When I was a kid people used to cover me in Chocolate and cream and put a Cherry on top of my head
Life was tough in the Gateau. - Failures in Marketing. Exhibit: Choc-coli The chocolate covered broccoli that is both *semi-nutritious* and *semi-delicious*.
- I heard an Italian supercar manufacturer is going to be making its next model be covered in chocolate and hazelnuts They're calling it the Ferrari Rocher
- Why did the priest sell chocolate covered almonds at the fundraiser? Because there's no nut like a religious nut.
- A man was found dead under an ice-cream truck, covered in chocolate syrup and sprinkles.. Police think he topped himself.
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Chocolate Covered One Liners
Which chocolate covered one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with chocolate covered? I can suggest the ones about chocolate strawberry and chocolate ice cream.
- What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? A chocolate ba-a-a-a
- What do you call a car that's been covered in chocolate? A Ferrari Rocher.
- If I was a rapper i'd only do covers Like candy, chocolate, or gum.
Chocolate Covered Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about chocolate covered you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean chocolate bar jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make chocolate covered pranks.
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My girlfriend likes to tie me to the bed and cover me in chocolate and caramel
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Archaeologists have found a hidden chamber in Tutankhamun's tomb
Archaeologists have found a second mummy inside Tutankhamun's tomb. The mummy appears to be covered in chocolate and hazelnuts. Experts believe it is the remains of Pharaoh Rocher.
Some joker lost his book logging all of his chocolate-covered English toffee bar purchases.
It was a Heath ledger.
An old lady and a bus driver
A nice old lady on a bus offers the driver some almonds. He is happy to have the nuts but he noticed that the old lady isn't having any herself.
The driver asks, Excuse me madam, why aren't you eating any of he almonds?
The old lady says, Young man, they are too hard on my poor teeth, I can't.
The bus driver, confused, then asks, Why did you by them in the first place then?
The old lady replies, You see, I can't eat any of the almonds, but I sure love the chocolate they are covered in!
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A lonely woman checked into a resort...
A lonely woman checked into a resort and decided to call one of the numbers she'd seen advertising regarding male e**... services and sensual massages.
She flipped through the phone book, found an ad with a picture of a particularly strapping young man and picked up the phone.
"Hello?" a male voice answered. "How may I help you?"
"I hear you give a great massage, and I'd really like to experience one," the woman said.
"Well, actually, I should just be straight with you. I'm in town, I'm all alone and what I really want is s**.... I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring toys, rubber, leather, whips and everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night. Tie me up and cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream. I want to do it all. How does that sound?"
"That sounds great," the man replied, "but you need to press 9 to make an outside call... this is Hotel Reception"
A pirate walks into a bar. He sits down to reveal he has a sheath on his hook hand.
He turns to the man sitting next to him and says, "Arr, I be bettin you I can eat me own hook." The man, thinking this is just some crazy pirate man, takes the bet. The pirate then removes to sheath from his hook to reveal that it's made entirely of chocolate. The pirate eats the hook and says "Arr, I guess you should have
*never judged a hook by its cover*."
Then, as he's leaving the bar, the pirate gets hit by a bus, so you could say *it's better to be safe than scurvy*.
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A man checks into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely.
He thought, "I'll call one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab."
He popped into a phone booth near
the hotel and found an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo.
He copied the phone number and returned to his hotel.
When back in the room he figures, "What the heck, I'll give her a call."
"Hello," the woman says.
She sounded s**....
"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is s**.... I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks... We'll go hot and heavy all night; tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want! Now, how does that sound?"
She says, "That sounds fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line."