Chocolat Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Chocolat jokes. There are some chocolat sourdough jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chocolat bakeries puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Amusing & Witty Chocolat Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

The Dove Bar's like an 80-pound wad of chocolate on a toothpick.

If you're not careful when you take it out of the package, you'll snap your wrists.

A little boy was taken to the dentist.

It was discovered that he had a cavity that would have to be filled.

"Now, young man," asked the dentist, "what kind of filling would you like for that tooth?"

"Chocolate, please," replied the youngster.

Are your legs made of Nutella?

Because I'd love to spread them!

We're like hot chocolate and marshmallows...

You're hot and I wanna be on top of you.

Chuck Norris made sick the healthy chocolate.

Why did the chocolate decide to go to school?

Because he wanted to be a Smartie!!!

Everyone always says that chocolate is like crack, so one day I actually tried it to find out for myself.

I still prefer crack.

Chocolat joke, Everyone always says that chocolate is like crack, so one day I actually tried it to find out for my

How do you make an Chocolat omelette?

With Easter eggs.

How did the chocolatier escape police custody?

He had a few twix up his sleeve.

Chocolate is bad

Taxi driver: Son, don't eat chocolate cause it's not healthy!

Guy: My grandfather lived 108 years.

Taxi driver: Eating chocolate?

Guy: No, minding his own business.

Chocolate mousse isn't my cup of tea...

I find it off pudding.

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If a chocolatier and a pastry chef have a child together, will they also make delicious food?

Not Nestle Sara Lee

How do you get chocolate off your shirt?

With a Lindt roller.

Chocolate, icecream, cookies, mars bars, doritos, popcorn, milky ways, kit kats and lays!

i wrote this joke to reach a wider audience.

How many blondes do you need to bake a chocolat cake?

Three. One for the dough and two are peeling the M&Ms

A chocolate bar bumps into George Michael

Careless whispa

Chocolat joke, A chocolate bar bumps into George Michael

If you have 12 chocolates and you give

Maths teacher: "If you have 12 chocolates and you give

5 to Priya,

3 to Sonia and

2 to Penny then what will you get?"

"3 new Girlfriends!"

How would you know if a chocolate is a male?

it has nuts

You want to be the chocolate to my peanut butter?

Cause there may be a million ways to eat a Reece's, but there is only one right way to eat you.

Chocolate chip...

How many men does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?... 3!

One to make the batter, two to squeeze the rabbit.

Happy Easter everyone

When I see chocolate, I always hear two voices in my head.

The first voice says, You need to eat that chocolate.

The second voice says, You heard the first voice. Now go ahead and eat that chocolate!

Where does chocolate milk come from?

a cacao

When chocolate entered the bar

the nuts all hung around

I like my chocolate like I like my humor.


What did the chocolate bank hire when their employee quit?

A Nutella

If chocolate milk comes from brown cows then where does skim milk come from?

African cows

I like my chocolate like I like my slaves ...

Dark and without wrappers..

I like my chocolate like i like my woman

With nuts inside

What did the chocolate say when it was late to class?

Sorry, I'm chocolate!

Why does the chocolateer identify as female?


A chocolate bar walk into an interview.

The interviewer asks, What are your pronouns? The chocolate bar answers, Her / shey.

What's a chocolate bars preferred pronouns?


What are a chocolate kiss' preferred pronouns?


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