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Chocking Jokes

3 chocking jokes and hilarious chocking puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about chocking that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Uproarious Chocking Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time

What is a good chocking joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

If Dr. Seuss were a convict (poem)

What's this in my hand?
Behind your back?
It's soap on a a rope!
Whack whack whack!
What's this in my sock?
Tick tock, knock knock.
A large steel lock!
Chock chock chock!
What's this in my breeches?
I heard that you blab..
Snitches get stitches!
Stab stab stab!!

My daughter turned 18 today, so I bought her a locket and put her picture in it. As I gently placed it around her neck, chocking back the tears, I said, "Well, sweetheart, I guess you really are..."

...independent!"

I what's the similarity's between a cop and a k**... girlfriend?

They both keep chocking you even after you ask to stop.


Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about chocking can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of chocking puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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