Choc Jokes
35 choc jokes and hilarious choc puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about choc that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Choc Short Jokes
Short choc jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The choc humour may include short cocoa jokes also.
- Failures in Marketing. Exhibit: Choc-coli The chocolate covered broccoli that is both *semi-nutritious* and *semi-delicious*.
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Choc One Liners
Which choc one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with choc? I can suggest the ones about chic and chow.
- What do you call a book about chocolate? Choc lit
- Why was the vanilla early for work? Because it is not choc-late.
- My wife's addicted to cocoa I think she likes Choc-a-lot
- What did one ice cream say to the other ice cream? You choc-a-lat of chip.
- What do terrorists eat when its sunny? Choc-ISIS
- Why did the teacher yell at a room full of candy bars? Because they choc-a-lot
- What is the Islamic State's favourite frozen dessert? Choc ISIS :D
Gather Around for Heartwarming Choc Jokes and Uplifting Humor
What funny jokes about choc you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cherry jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make choc pranks.
Chocolate is bad
Taxi driver: Son, don't eat chocolate cause it's not healthy!
Guy: My grandfather lived 108 years.
Taxi driver: Eating chocolate?
Guy: No, minding his own business.
Chocolate mousse isn't my cup of tea...
I find it off pudding.
How did the chocolatier escape police custody?
He had a few twix up his sleeve.
What's a chocolate bars preferred pronouns?
Her/she
What are a chocolate kiss' preferred pronouns?
Her/she
Everyone always says that chocolate is like crack, so one day I actually tried it to find out for myself.
I still prefer crack.
Why does the chocolateer identify as female?
Her/she
Where does chocolate milk come from?
a cacao
A chocolate bar walk into an interview.
The interviewer asks, What are your pronouns? The chocolate bar answers, Her / shey.
Why did the chocolate decide to go to school?
Because he wanted to be a Smartie!!!
If a chocolatier and a pastry chef have a child together, will they also make delicious food?
Not Nestle Sara Lee
If you have 12 chocolates and you give
Maths teacher: "If you have 12 chocolates and you give
5 to Priya,
3 to Sonia and
2 to Penny then what will you get?"
"3 new Girlfriends!"
Chocolate, icecream, cookies, mars bars, doritos, popcorn, milky ways, kit kats and lays!
i wrote this joke to reach a wider audience.
When I see chocolate, I always hear two voices in my head.
The first voice says, You need to eat that chocolate.
The second voice says, You heard the first voice. Now go ahead and eat that chocolate!
How do you get chocolate off your shirt?
With a Lindt roller.
We're like hot chocolate and marshmallows...
You're hot and I wanna be on top of you.
What is a chocobos favourite cheese?
Kwehnsleydale
When chocolate entered the bar
the nuts all hung around
Chocolate chip...
How many men does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?... 3!
One to make the batter, two to squeeze the rabbit.
Happy Easter everyone
You want to be the chocolate to my peanut butter?
Cause there may be a million ways to eat a Reece's, but there is only one right way to eat you.
Are your legs made of Nutella?
Because I'd love to spread them!
What did the chocolate say when it was late to class?
Sorry, I'm chocolate!
I like my chocolate like i like my woman
With nuts inside
I like my chocolate like I like my slaves ...
Dark and without wrappers..
If chocolate milk comes from brown cows then where does skim milk come from?
African cows
What did the chocolate bank hire when their employee quit?
A Nutella
I like my chocolate like I like my humor.
Dark.
