Chloroform Jokes

Funniest Chloroform Short Jokes

Short chloroform jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The chloroform humour may include short chlorine jokes also.

1. Good choice. Me: To make a woman laugh is the second best method to get her to sleep with you.
   Her: And what is the best method?
   Me: Chloroform.
   Her: You are funny!
   Me: Good choice.
2. LPT: If you've got toddlers at home, and you're going to take them out... You can probably get away with using a light sedative. Save chloroform for children 12 and older.
3. my kid asked if he could buy a chemistry set to make chloroform. I said sure, knock yourself out.
4. An anesthesiologist asks his colleague, "Man I borrow some chloroform?" "Knock yourself out."
5. I met a girl in the park today who proved that fat girls really do try harder... She put up a valiant effort, but that amount of chloroform would have put a rhino down.
6. The Scots invented hypnosis, chloroform and the hypodermic syringe. Wouldn't it just be easier to talk to a woman?
7. What's the most effective chat up line in the world? Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
8. I asked my secret crush if she wanted to invest in my new invention idea, chloroform kleenex. She decided to sleep on it...at my place.
9. It takes up to 5 minutes for Chloroform to work And it takes additional applications for the desired outcome.
   ......talk about an awkward evening
10. Welcome to organic chemistry Where questions like 'where do you keep your chloroform?', are no longer suspicious.

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Chloroform One Liners

Which chloroform one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with chloroform? I can suggest the ones about morphine and monoxide.

1. Roses are red, violets are blue.... does this rag smell like chloroform to you? ,
2. What pick-up line works 100% of the time? Does this smell like chloroform to you?
3. A girl who I've been seeing goes to sleep early. But that's mostly from the chloroform.
4. Ruin a date in 5 words... Does this smell like chloroform?
5. What is the most calming scent? Chloroform
6. What's colorless and smells sweet? Chloroform
   SHHHH..
7. What do you call a kid with chloroform? A kid-napping.
8. What cologne does Bill Cosby wear? Chloroform
9. My favorite pickup line: Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
10. What do you get when you chloroform a petting zoo? The Silence of the Lambs
11. Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date? Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.
12. Pick-up line guaranteed to work every time! Does this smell like chloroform to you??
13. She fell for me head over heels Good thing I brought the chloroform
14. I always use chloroform when stealing a child. Really puts the "nap" in "kidnap".
15. What essential oil can calm housebound children during quarentine? Chloroform

Humorous Chloroform Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

What funny jokes about chloroform you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean carbon monoxide jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make chloroform pranks.