Chlorine Jokes
24 chlorine jokes and hilarious chlorine puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about chlorine that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Chlorine Short Jokes
Short chlorine jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The chlorine humour may include short chloride jokes also.
- Joke I made up: What do you get when you take chlorine (Cl) out of Schlitterbahn? Shitterbahn
- He : How are u? She : K
He : Cl
She : You want me to call u ?
He : No, I gave you Chlorine, give it your extra electron and make yourself stable - Came up with two chemistry jokes... What did one chlorine of CHCl3 say to the other?
Haloform the other side
Ammonia is a very strong base. If you know what amine ;) - Recent reports have shown that Tide Pods can be used to clean your bathtub or jacuzzi... Since they're already acting like chlorine on our gene pool
- At first I thought that dumping chlorine into the pool like that was a problem... ... it was actually a solution.
- For those of you who try to build a pool by digging a pit in the ground, what liquid should you add instead of chlorine? Holey water.
- What is it called when a room has so much chlorine they need to block it off? A chlorine-tine.
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Chlorine One Liners
Which chlorine one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with chlorine? I can suggest the ones about sodium chloride and chloroform.
- So a sodium molecule hits a chlorine molecule It was a salt
- What did the chlorine atom say to the sodium atom? I've got my ion you.
- Why was neon sad? He saw chlorine and sodium bonding together.
- How does a Jedi wash their clothing? With midi-chlorine bleach.
- What does dolly parton put in her swimming pool? Chlorine chlorine chlorine chlorineeeee
- What did the chlorine molecule say after homolytic fission That was RADICAL bro.
- What charge do you get when you combine sodium and chlorine? Assault
- What do you call it when someone becomes king of the pool? A Chlorination
- Chlorine texts potassium, asking to borrow an electron. Potassium replies, "K"
- Your gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Heartwarming Chlorine Jokes that Make You Laugh
What funny jokes about chlorine you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean oxygen jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make chlorine pranks.
Oxygen and potassium went on a date...
...it went ok.
Oxygen and magnesium went on a date.
The other chemicals were like 'omg'!
Two noble gases went on a date.
There was no reaction.
Two protons went on a date.
There was no attraction.
Hydrogen and chlorine went on a date.
They felt a little sour after it.
Hydrogen and nitrogen went on a date.
They had a basic night out.
Sodium and chlorine went on a date.
There was assault.
Potassium and water went on a date.
It was lit.
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This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
During an exam, a student pokes the guy next to him and whispers, "pssst... is C the chemical symbol for chlorine?"
He whispers back, "Na, Cl you idiot!".
"OK thanks..." replies the student, "but why so salty?"
An American, German and Russian go swimming
An American, German and Russian go swimming, the Russian gets ready to jump in but the American stops him and says
"Careful i put in a chlorine tablet not long ago, you might want to wait"
The Russian responds with "Ill be fine, a little chlorine never hurt anyone"
The German on the lawn chair starts laughing.
