Cheeky Chloride Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
Sodium Chloride and Sulphuric Acid were in jail
Turns out they were in for assault and battery
Officer! That guy threw sodium chloride at me!
Police officer: That's a salt!
what do you call sodium chloride crossed with a poisonous writing utensil from out the sea
a salt with a deadly wetpen
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Chemistry Jokes
Me :Is it a crime to throw Sodium Chloride at a woman?
Judge: Yes, that's assault
Me: I know it's a salt but is it a crime?
I was making fun of some sodium chloride and
ended up being charged with aggravating a salt.
Hey who threw the sodium chloride at me?
That's a salt!
What do you call a weapon made of sodium chloride?
A salt rifle.
Don't throw sodium chloride at people.
That's a salt.
Is it a crime to put sodium chloride in your enemy's eyes?
"Is it a crime to put sodium chloride in your enemy's eyes?"
"Yes, that's assault."
"I know it's a salt but is it a crime?"
Why did Sodium Chloride get arrested?
Assault.
what did the Copper say to the sodium chloride couple?
I'm taking you in for a salt
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Me: is it a crime to throw sodium chloride at someone?
Judge: yes, that's assault.
Me: ik that's a salt, but is it a crime??
Did you hear about the guy who got pulled over?
The cops received a warrant and were able to search his car and they opened the glove box and ended up finding sodium chloride and a nine volt...
He got charged with assault and battery
A police officer is doing his patrol when he sees two men arguing.
He goes to approach, when suddenly it gets physical. The first man throws a packet of sodium chloride at the second, and the second responds by throwing a bunch of 9 volts at the first.
The officer arrests them for a salt and battery.
Did you hear about the sodium chloride with a gun?
They called it a salt with a deadly weapon.
What do you get when sodium attacks chloride?
A salt
What did the scientist say after attacking his colleague with sodium chloride?
That's a salt!
Did you guys hear about the kid who attacked his professor with Sodium Chloride?
He was charged with a salt.
Did you hear Sodium attacked Chloride
Yeah, it was assault
"Is it a crime to throw sodium chloride into enemy's eyes?"
"Yes, that's assault."
"I know its a salt but, is it a crime?
I heard Sodium Chloride was charged with a felony!
Yes, it was a salt!
A stranger attacked me with 1 triple A energizer and sodium chloride.
I guess you could say I'm a victim of a salt and battery
Did you hear about the chemist who was arrested?
He threw sodium chloride at his wife, that's a salt.
What do you call sodium chloride beating someone up with Bruce Lee's corpse?
A salt with a dead Lee weapon
Why shouldn't you throw sodium chloride at people?
Because it's assalt!
What did the scientist who got attacked by sodium chloride say?
That's a salt!
Did you hear that sodium chloride is now a crime?
They consider it a salt.
I got accused of stealing Sodium Chloride today.
I took it with a Grain of Salt.
How do you make a scientist laugh?
Throw some Titanium Chloride at him/her
(TiCl) (Tickle)
What's it called when you hit somebody with sodium chloride?
Assalt
Me: Is it a crime to throw sodium chloride in your enemy's eyes?
Judge: Yes, it is assault.
Me: I know it is a salt, but is it a crime?
My teacher threw sodium chloride in me
That's a salt
What's the difference between a drunken brawler and a lithium chloride power cell?
One's charged with assault and battery and the other's a battery charged with a salt.
Why Were Sodium Chloride and Lithium Ion Arrested?
For 'a salt' and battery :D
Why shouldn't you excite sodium chloride?
Because then you'll have aggravated a salt.
