Turns out they were in for assault and battery
Police officer: That's a salt!
a salt with a deadly wetpen
*hides*
ended up being charged with aggravating a salt.
A salt rifle.
Assault.
I'm taking you in for a salt
The cops received a warrant and were able to search his car and they opened the glove box and ended up finding sodium chloride and a nine volt...
He got charged with assault and battery
He goes to approach, when suddenly it gets physical. The first man throws a packet of sodium chloride at the second, and the second responds by throwing a bunch of 9 volts at the first.
The officer arrests them for a salt and battery.
They called it a salt with a deadly weapon.
That's a salt!
He was charged with a salt.
Yes, it was a salt!
A salt with a dead Lee weapon
That's a salt!
I took it with a Grain of Salt.
They consider it a salt.
Assalt
One's charged with assault and battery and the other's a battery charged with a salt.
That's a salt
Because then you'll have aggravated a salt.
For 'a salt' and battery :D
They were charged with a salt.
Throw some Titanium Chloride at him/her
(TiCl) (Tickle)
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