Chloride Jokes

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Funniest Chloride Short Jokes

Short chloride jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The chloride humour may include short chlorine jokes also.

1. Sodium Chloride and Sulphuric Acid were in jail Turns out they were in for assault and battery
2. What is Pac-Man's favorite cooking utensil? A wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok
3. Chemistry Jokes Me :Is it a crime to throw Sodium Chloride at a woman?
   Judge: Yes, that's assault
   Me: I know it's a salt but is it a crime?
4. I was making fun of some sodium chloride and ended up being charged with aggravating a salt.
5. Is it a crime to put sodium chloride in your enemy's eyes? "Is it a crime to put sodium chloride in your enemy's eyes?"
   "Yes, that's assault."
   "I know it's a salt but is it a crime?"
6. Me: is it a crime to throw sodium chloride at someone? Judge: yes, that's assault.
   Me: ik that's a salt, but is it a crime??
7. A man walks to a woman and asks… Excuse me ma'am but could I offer you a bit of sodium chloride?
   To which the woman replies,
   Get away from me, that's a salt!
8. Did you hear about the sodium chloride with a gun? They called it a salt with a deadly weapon.
9. What did the scientist say after attacking his colleague with sodium chloride? That's a salt!
10. Did you guys hear about the kid who attacked his professor with Sodium Chloride? He was charged with a salt.

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Chloride One Liners

Which chloride one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with chloride? I can suggest the ones about potassium and sodium.

1. Someone just threw Potassium Chloride at me. That's a salt.
2. Officer! That guy threw sodium chloride at me! Police officer: That's a salt!
3. Hey who threw the sodium chloride at me? That's a salt!
4. What do you call a weapon made of sodium chloride? A salt rifle.
5. Don't throw sodium chloride at people. That's a salt.
6. Why did Sodium Chloride get arrested? Assault.
7. what did the Copper say to the sodium chloride couple? I'm taking you in for a salt
8. What do you get when sodium attacks chloride? A salt
9. Did you hear Sodium attacked Chloride Yeah, it was assault
10. I heard Sodium Chloride was charged with a felony! Yes, it was a salt!
11. Why shouldn't you throw sodium chloride at people? Because it's assalt!
12. What did the scientist who got attacked by sodium chloride say? That's a salt!
13. Did you hear that sodium chloride is now a crime? They consider it a salt.
14. I got accused of stealing Sodium Chloride today. I took it with a Grain of Salt.
15. What's it called when you hit somebody with sodium chloride? Assalt

Sodium Chloride Jokes

Here is a list of funny sodium chloride jokes and even better sodium chloride puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• "Is it a crime to throw sodium chloride into enemy's eyes?" "Yes, that's assault."
  "I know its a salt but, is it a crime?
• A stranger attacked me with 1 triple A energizer and sodium chloride. I guess you could say I'm a victim of a salt and battery
• Did you hear about the chemist who was arrested? He threw sodium chloride at his wife, that's a salt.
• What do you call sodium chloride beating someone up with Bruce Lee's corpse? A salt with a dead Lee weapon
• Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?
  A: He was booked for a salt and battery.
• Me: Is it a crime to throw sodium chloride in your enemy's eyes? Judge: Yes, it is assault.
  Me: I know it is a salt, but is it a crime?
• My teacher threw sodium chloride in me That's a salt
• Why Were Sodium Chloride and Lithium Ion Arrested? For 'a salt' and battery :D
• Why shouldn't you excite sodium chloride? Because then you'll have aggravated a salt.
• Sodium chloride and sulphuric acid were arrested... They were charged with assault and battery

Cheeky Chloride Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about chloride you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean calcium jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make chloride pranks.