chloride Jokes

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Sodium Chloride and Sulphuric Acid were in jail

Turns out they were in for assault and battery

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Officer! That guy threw sodium chloride at me!

Police officer: That's a salt!

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what do you call sodium chloride crossed with a poisonous writing utensil from out the sea

a salt with a deadly wetpen

*hides*

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I was making fun of some sodium chloride and

ended up being charged with aggravating a salt.

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What do you call a weapon made of sodium chloride?

A salt rifle.

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Why did Sodium Chloride get arrested?

Assault.

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What do you call a gun made out of sodium chloride?

A salt rifle.

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what did the Copper say to the sodium chloride couple?

I'm taking you in for a salt

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Did you hear about the guy who got pulled over?

The cops received a warrant and were able to search his car and they opened the glove box and ended up finding sodium chloride and a nine volt...

He got charged with assault and battery

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Sodium Chloride and Sulphuric Acid were arrested.

They were taken in for assault and battery.

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A police officer is doing his patrol when he sees two men arguing.

He goes to approach, when suddenly it gets physical. The first man throws a packet of sodium chloride at the second, and the second responds by throwing a bunch of 9 volts at the first.

The officer arrests them for a salt and battery.

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Did you hear about the sodium chloride with a gun?

They called it a salt with a deadly weapon.

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Did you guys hear about the kid who attacked his professor with Sodium Chloride?

He was charged with a salt.

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What did the scientist say after attacking his colleague with sodium chloride?

That's a salt!

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I heard Sodium Chloride was charged with a felony!

Yes, it was a salt!

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What do you call sodium chloride beating someone up with Bruce Lee's corpse?

A salt with a dead Lee weapon

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What did the scientist who got attacked by sodium chloride say?

That's a salt!

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I got accused of stealing Sodium Chloride today.

I took it with a Grain of Salt.

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Did you hear that sodium chloride is now a crime?

They consider it a salt.

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What's it called when you hit somebody with sodium chloride?

Assalt

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What's the difference between a drunken brawler and a lithium chloride power cell?

One's charged with assault and battery and the other's a battery charged with a salt.

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Why shouldn't you excite sodium chloride?

Because then you'll have aggravated a salt.

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Why Were Sodium Chloride and Lithium Ion Arrested?

For 'a salt' and battery :D

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How do you make a scientist laugh?

Throw some Titanium Chloride at him/her
(TiCl) (Tickle)

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Sodium and chloride had a nasty fight ...

They were charged with a salt.

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Sodium chloride and sulphuric acid were arrested...

They were charged with assault and battery

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Some guy threw Sodium Chloride at me...

I reckoned, "Na, it's Cl", but my friends keep insisting it's a salt.

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Sodium and chloride...

Name a more ionic duo

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Did you hear the rumor that Sodium was dating Chloride?

Na, I would take that for a grain of salt.

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What's the similarity between Arsenal and sodium chloride?

Na CL

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Why did the gun shoot sodium chloride?

Because it was assault rifle.

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What happens when table salt dissolves in water?

It said on the test paper

It becomes aqueous sodium chloride...

That's a solution!

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What did the witch say when she found a molecule of calcium chloride?

She CaCled.

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