Chloride Jokes

Funniest Chloride Short Jokes

Short chloride jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The chloride humour may include short chlorine jokes also.

1. Sodium Chloride and Sulphuric Acid were in jail Turns out they were in for assault and battery
2. What is Pac-Man's favorite cooking utensil? A wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok
3. Chemistry Jokes Me :Is it a crime to throw Sodium Chloride at a woman?
   Judge: Yes, that's assault
   Me: I know it's a salt but is it a crime?
4. I was making fun of some sodium chloride and ended up being charged with aggravating a salt.
5. Me: is it a crime to throw sodium chloride at someone? Judge: yes, that's assault.
   Me: ik that's a salt, but is it a crime??
6. A man walks to a woman and asks… Excuse me ma'am but could I offer you a bit of sodium chloride?
   To which the woman replies,
   Get away from me, that's a salt!
7. Did you hear about the sodium chloride with a gun? They called it a salt with a deadly weapon.
8. What did the scientist say after attacking his colleague with sodium chloride? That's a salt!
9. Did you guys hear about the kid who attacked his professor with Sodium Chloride? He was charged with a salt.
10. A stranger attacked me with 1 triple A energizer and sodium chloride. I guess you could say I'm a victim of a salt and battery

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Chloride One Liners

Which chloride one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with chloride? I can suggest the ones about potassium and sodium.

1. Someone just threw Potassium Chloride at me. That's a salt.
2. Officer! That guy threw sodium chloride at me! Police officer: That's a salt!
3. Don't throw sodium chloride at people. That's a salt.
4. Why did Sodium Chloride get arrested? Assault.
5. what did the Copper say to the sodium chloride couple? I'm taking you in for a salt
6. What do you get when sodium attacks chloride? A salt
7. Did you hear Sodium attacked Chloride Yeah, it was assault
8. Did you hear that sodium chloride is now a crime? They consider it a salt.
9. I got accused of stealing Sodium Chloride today. I took it with a Grain of Salt.
10. What's it called when you hit somebody with sodium chloride? Assalt
11. My teacher threw sodium chloride in me That's a salt
12. Why Were Sodium Chloride and Lithium Ion Arrested? For 'a salt' and battery :D
13. Why shouldn't you excite sodium chloride? Because then you'll have aggravated a salt.
14. What did the witch say when she found a molecule of calcium chloride? She CaCled.
15. Sodium and chloride... Name a more ionic duo

Sodium Chloride Jokes

Here is a list of funny sodium chloride jokes and even better sodium chloride puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Did you hear about the chemist who was arrested? He threw sodium chloride at his wife, that's a salt.
• Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?
  A: He was booked for a salt and battery.
• Some guy threw Sodium Chloride at me... I reckoned, "Na, it's Cl", but my friends keep insisting it's a salt.
• What happens when table salt dissolves in water? It said on the test paper
  It becomes aqueous sodium chloride...
  That's a solution!
• Why did the gun shoot sodium chloride? Because it was assault rifle.
• What's the similarity between Arsenal and sodium chloride? Na CL
• Did you hear the rumor that Sodium was dating Chloride? Na, I would take that for a grain of salt.

Cheeky Chloride Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about chloride you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean calcium jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make chloride pranks.