The Best 25 Chlamydia Jokes

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Funny Chlamydia Jokes and Puns

My girlfriend said she liked surprises.

But you should have seen her face when I told her I have chlamydia.

I got chlamydia from a person with special needs

She gave me the slow clap

I've always said that college students are a lot like koala bears

They sleep 22 hours a day, and 90% of them have chlamydia.

Chlamydia joke, I've always said that college students are a lot like koala bears

My doctor told me that I have syphillis, gonnorhea and chlamydia. On the positive side...

HIV.

What's the worst kind of media?

chlamydia


When I am away from home, I sometimes get love sick...

Well they call it Chlamydia

An Irish girl came home with a depressed look on her face.

Her mother says "What's wrong m'deary?" Her daughter says "I've got a case of chlamydia.".

The mother says "Tis fine love. Put it down in the cellar. Your father will drink anything.".

Chlamydia joke, An Irish girl came home with a depressed look on her face.

My sex life is ruined

Yesterday my doctor diagnosed me with a disease which will ruin my sex life forever.

Your probably thinking Gonorrhea, Chlamydia or Aids!

It's much worse than that!

I've got arthritis in my hands!

So my 12 year old son asked me what are Cooties.

"Well son, when I was a child, we thought cooties were a germ only girls had"

And then my son goes

"So it's like Chlamydia"

Shelly sells seashells down by the seashore

Shelly got chlamydia.

My girlfriend has a fire crotch.

Or as it's scientifically known, "Chlamydia".

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What do Aids, Syphilis and Chlamydia have in common?

Your mom.

What do you call a koala without chlamydia?

A virgin.

Doctor: I have some bad and good news. First the negativeβ€”You have syphillis, chlamydia, and Hepatitis.

But on the positive side, HIV.

I asked the doctor, "How do I treat chlamidia?"

The doctor's response: "Did you mean: ***chlamydia"***

I really love the names Chloe, Mary, and Lydia, but I couldn't choose my favourite when my daughter was born

So I combined them and got Chlamydia. It's just so catchy!

Chlamydia joke, I really love the names Chloe, Mary, and Lydia, but I couldn't choose my favourite when my daughter

Racism at its finest

They asked a Scottish man
"What is better for you? A Muslim or a Jewish?"
He replied: the Muslim is better than the Jewish in the sense that gonorrhea is better than chlamydia

My girlfriend keeps telling me she's not a fire nymph.

She just has chlamydia.

My STI test results came back

I have chlamydia but at least I'm staying positive about it


What do you call a group of Chlamydia bacteria?

An applause....

Sex can be really dangerous

You can get Herpes, Chlamydia, HIV or even worse.... a relationship.

Good things come to those who wait?

Yeah right, tell that to my friend that waited until marriage for sex and got chlamydia from his first time.

Why do they call Chlamydia "The Clap"?

Because you're so happy it's not AIDS

I have gotten chlamydia so many times...

It is a standing ovation.

Did you hear what happened to the private who got caught sleeping with his drill instructor's Chlamydia infected wife?

He got an oily discharge.

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