Chlamydia Jokes
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Funniest Chlamydia Short Jokes
Short chlamydia jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The chlamydia humour may include short syphilis jokes also.
- I have 100% solid proof that masks don't work! My wife went on a business trip and on the plane they made her wear a mask -- and now she has chlamydia!
- My girlfriend said she liked surprises. But you should have seen her face when I told her I have chlamydia.
- A guy watches as his girlfriend struggles to park. he says to her "I think you should get tested." "why" she says I'm no that bad of a driver am i?" "No, I have chlamydia" he replies
- So my 12 year old son asked me what are Cooties. "Well son, when I was a child, we thought cooties were a germ only girls had"
And then my son goes
"So it's like Chlamydia" - I really love the names Chloe, Mary, and Lydia, but I couldn't choose my favourite when my daughter was born So I combined them and got Chlamydia. It's just so catchy!
- My doctor is trying to convince me I have a venereal disease... But I'm a Chlamydia Change skeptic.
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Chlamydia One Liners
Which chlamydia one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with chlamydia? I can suggest the ones about bladder infection and yeast infection.
- What's the worst kind of media? chlamydia
- When I am away from home, I sometimes get love sick... Well they call it Chlamydia
- Shelly sells seashells down by the seashore Shelly got chlamydia.
- What do you call a group of Chlamydia bacteria? An applause....
- My STI test results came back I have chlamydia but at least I'm staying positive about it
- Why do they call Chlamydia "The Clap"? Because you're so happy it's not AIDS
- I have gotten chlamydia so many times... It is a standing ovation.
- How do you treat Chlamydia? Take her out for dinner maybe.
- My girlfriend has a fire c**.... Or as it's scientifically known, "Chlamydia".
- What do you call a koala without chlamydia? A v**....
- What do Aids, s**... and Chlamydia have in common? Your mom.
- My girlfriend keeps telling me she's not a fire n**.... She just has chlamydia.
- Chlamydia is like w**...... Sometimes you have it, sometimes your friends have it

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What funny jokes about chlamydia you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean venereal disease jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make chlamydia pranks.
The doctor gives test results back to a man
I'm afraid you have Chlamydia, gonorrhea, and Onomatopoeia, said the Doctor
The man asks, What's Onomatopoeia?
The Doctor replies, It's exactly what it sounds like
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My doctor told me that I have syphillis, gonnorhea and chlamydia. On the positive side...
h**....
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My s**... life is ruined
Yesterday my doctor diagnosed me with a disease which will ruin my s**... life forever.
Your probably thinking Gonorrhea, Chlamydia or Aids!
It's much worse than that!
I've got arthritis in my hands!
An Irish girl came home with a depressed look on her face.
Her mother says "What's wrong m'deary?" Her daughter says "I've got a case of chlamydia.".
The mother says "Tis fine love. Put it down in the cellar. Your father will drink anything.".
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I asked the doctor, "How do I treat chlamidia?"
The doctor's response: "Did you mean: ***chlamydia"***
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s**... can be really dangerous
You can get h**..., Chlamydia, h**... or even worse.... a relationship.
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Good things come to those who wait?
Yeah right, tell that to my friend that waited until marriage for s**... and got chlamydia from his first time.
