But you should have seen her face when I told her I have chlamydia.
She gave me the slow clap
They sleep 22 hours a day, and 90% of them have chlamydia.
HIV.
chlamydia
Yesterday my doctor diagnosed me with a disease which will ruin my sex life forever.
Your probably thinking Gonorrhea, Chlamydia or Aids!
It's much worse than that!
I've got arthritis in my hands!
"Well son, when I was a child, we thought cooties were a germ only girls had"
And then my son goes
"So it's like Chlamydia"
Shelly got chlamydia.
Your mom.
Or as it's scientifically known, "Chlamydia".
But on the positive side, HIV.
She just has chlamydia.
So I combined them and got Chlamydia. It's just so catchy!
They asked a Scottish man
"What is better for you? A Muslim or a Jewish?"
He replied: the Muslim is better than the Jewish in the sense that gonorrhea is better than chlamydia
I have chlamydia but at least I'm staying positive about it
It was a dick move on his part
An applause....
He got an oily discharge.
But I'm a Chlamydia Change skeptic.
You can get Herpes, Chlamydia, HIV or even worse.... a relationship.
Because you're so happy it's not AIDS
It is a standing ovation.
It was chlamydia.
Take her out for dinner maybe.
Sometimes you have it, sometimes your friends have it
... Fucked
Yeah right, tell that to my friend that waited until marriage for sex and got chlamydia from his first time.
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