But you should have seen her face when I told her I have chlamydia.
She gave me the slow clap
They sleep 22 hours a day, and 90% of them have chlamydia.
HIV.
chlamydia
Yesterday my doctor diagnosed me with a disease which will ruin my sex life forever.
Your probably thinking Gonorrhea, Chlamydia or Aids!
It's much worse than that!
I've got arthritis in my hands!
"Well son, when I was a child, we thought cooties were a germ only girls had"
And then my son goes
"So it's like Chlamydia"
Shelly got chlamydia.
Your mom.
Or as it's scientifically known, "Chlamydia".
A virgin.
But on the positive side, HIV.
The doctor's response: "Did you mean: ***chlamydia"***
They asked a Scottish man
"What is better for you? A Muslim or a Jewish?"
He replied: the Muslim is better than the Jewish in the sense that gonorrhea is better than chlamydia
So I combined them and got Chlamydia. It's just so catchy!
She just has chlamydia.
An applause....
I have chlamydia but at least I'm staying positive about it
He got an oily discharge.
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