Chives Jokes
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The Funniest Chives Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh
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If a vegan accidentally eats meat...
Do they break out in chives?
Son walks into the living room and says to his Dad
"Dad I think im going crazy, every time I walk past the fridge I can hear the Bee Gees"...
"Oh thats nothing" replies the Dad, "its just the chives talking".
Last night I thought I heard the spring onions singing bee gees songs in my fridge.
When I opened the door I realised it was just the chives talking.
My waiter asked, "would you like sour cream, bacon and chives on your potato?"
"That's a loaded question."
A snail keeps eating my chives and rosemary.
It truly is a herbivore.
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