Chivalry Jokes
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People keep saying chivalry is dead. But, I looked up the definition of chivalry and it has little to do with manners and it is more about knights and combat.
The other day when I didn't open the classroom door for a girl in my class, she said that chivalry is dead. So, I challenged her to a duel.
To conclude, chivalry is not dead. But, that girl is.
People often misuse the word "chivalry."
I looked up the rules of chivalry. Only one part is about respecting women. The rest is medieval battle etiquette.
The other day I didn't open a door for a women behind me. "I guess chivlary is dead," she said. Enraged, I challenged her to armed combat
Turns out I'm the better jouster.
Chivalry is alive but that woman is dead.
Chivalry Is Dead
I didn't hold the door open for a girl and she said "Chivalry is dead." So I challenged her to a duel.
Chivalry aint dead but she is.
Chivalry really is dead…
The other day, I helped a young lady out the door and, instead of thanking me, she yelled at me on her way out.
I don't know what surprised me more: Her reaction or the fact that airplane doors could actually open mid flight
Chivalry is dead.
Opening the door for ladies used to be considered the polite thing to do.
The last girl I opened the door for just screamed at me as she fell out of the plane.
Chivalry is dead
Let me tell you why, yesterday I brought coffee in bed to a girl, instead of saying
"Thank you, you are so kind!", she said
"How did you get in here? I'm calling the police".
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