Chisel Jokes
7 chisel jokes and hilarious chisel puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about chisel that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Comical Chisel Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
What is a good chisel joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
After trick-or-treating, a teen takes a shortcut home through the cemetery.
Halfway across, he's startled by a tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, he spots an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at a headstone.
I thought you were a ghost, says the relieved teen.
What are you doing working so late?
Oh, those idiots, grumbles the old man. They misspelled my name!
Why did snoop dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue?
Fo' chisel.
My wife texted me at lunch
"Window's frozen"
"Pour warm water on it, then lightly tap the edges with a hammer and chisel" I replied.
Ten minutes later, she called back.
"We need a new computer now".
One dark night, two men are walking home after a party and decide to take a shortcut through the cemetery.
Right in the middle of the cemetery they are startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, they find an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.
"Holy cow, dude," one says after catching his breath. "You scared us half to death. We thought you were a ghost! What are you doing, working here so late at night?"
"Those fools!" the old man grumbles. "They misspelled my name!"
I'm not saying it's cold outside, but…
I had to take a chisel along when I walked the dog to free him from a fire hydrant.
How many sculpting tools does Snoop Dogg usually use?
Four chisel, my nizzle...
I'll never forget the first time Mum made some rock cakes.
She passed then round and told me to take my pick. I didn't need a pick, I needed a hammer and chisel.
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