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Chips And Salsa Jokes

18 chips and salsa jokes and hilarious chips and salsa puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about chips and salsa that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Chips And Salsa Short Jokes

Short chips and salsa jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The chips and salsa humour may include short chips jokes also.

  1. Salsa dancing can be so frustrating I wish it would just stay still whilst I try to dip my chips in it!
  2. Nobody ever wants to share salsa and chips with the constellations I hear they're double dippers
  3. What happened when a tanker truck full of salsa overturned on an LA freeway? CHiPs showed up.

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Chips And Salsa One Liners

Which chips and salsa one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with chips and salsa? I can suggest the ones about chip and dip and salsa.

  1. What kind kind of triangle is a tortilla chip? An i-salsa-les triangle
  2. What was Chip's favorite dance style? Salsa.
  3. What was the cheese dip's reply when Chip said Salsa was his best friend? K, so?
  4. Never judge a book by its cover But judge a Mexican restaurant by their chips and salsa
  5. Did you here about the salsa truck that crashed in California? CHiPS responded
  6. What is a tortilla chip's favorite dance? The salsa
  7. What is Chip Kelly's favorite dance? The Salsa

Chips And Salsa Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about chips and salsa you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean potato chips jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make chips and salsa pranks.

A waiter approaches a table celebrating their daughters graduation...

Father: Our daughter just graduated from SCU with an English degree!
Waiter: That's so great! Congratulations! I actually have a Master's degree in English Literature myself. Can I get you folks started with some chips and salsa?