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10 chipper jokes and hilarious chipper puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about chipper that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Silly Chipper Jokes for a Good Time with Friends

What is a good chipper joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Two old Jewish women sit down at a local restaurant to catch the early bird special...

Their waiter takes their orders, brings out the food, and then goes to wait on a different table.
Five minutes later, he decides to check in on the two women.
He comes up to their table, and with a bright and chipper smile asks:
"Good evening ladies, is *anything* alright?"

What do you get when you put cabbage in a wood chipper?

Slaw dust!

What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an e**... of course.

Keep your clairvoyant chipper [OC unless I accidentally stole this]

When I was a single man, I dated a series of psychics. For the first date, I brought a dozen long stem roses, and she said it was too much, and was angry. So for the second psychic, I brought nothing, and she too was offended. For the third psychic, I settled for a single rose, and I finally found a happy medium. (But in the end it didn't work out, she said she couldn't see a future together.)

Hey baby, are you a wood chipper?

Cuz I wanna put a baby in you.

A man tries to punch a wood chipper

He is unarmed.

So I heard a tree service worker tried to stuff one of his coworkers into a wood chipper....

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say he doesn't have a shred of decency .

What's the difference between a redwood and a dead baby?

A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper.

My best friend partially fell into a wood chipper and there was nothing left when we pulled him out

He was all right

How do you start a baby shower?

Throw it into a wood chipper.

Chipper joke, How do you start a baby shower?


Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about chipper can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of chipper puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Chipper joke, How do you start a baby shower?

Chipper joke, How do you start a baby shower?

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

The impact of these chipper jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.