Chipotle Jokes

• Short Chipotle Jokes
• Chipotle One Liners
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Funniest Chipotle Short Jokes

Short chipotle jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The chipotle humour may include short jalapeno jokes also.

1. What is Chipotle most known for? - A. steak Bowls
   - B. Delicious Tacos
   - C. Chips
   - D. Burritos
   - E. Coli
2. I like to do drugs in a Chipotle bathroom Because no one questions you if you spend 45 minutes in a Chipotle bathroom.
3. Since chipotle charges like a $1.30 for guacamole... I wonder if In their bussiness meetings, if they refer to their guac profits as
   Avacadough
4. I got a job at Chipotle by telling this joke during my interview. What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza with?
   Little Ceasars.
5. I paid $30 for gas that would last for weeks And when I finished eating at Chipotle, I stopped at 7 Eleven to fill my car up.
6. What the difference between Maroon 5 and Chipotle? People actually want their Chipotle in a bowl.
7. Chipotle is the best place to do drugs Because no one questions if you spend a lot time in the bathroom, and come out looking terrible.
8. Why does chipotle stuff so many napkins in your bag? they know you'll run out of toilet paper.
9. Chipotle Haiku This chipotle is having a poetry contest for some reason. Here's my haiku:
   Eating chipotle.
   They messed up my order... Again
   I will die alone
10. Random Guy at Chipotle A random guy at Chipotle said "give me a high five" and afterwards said "you should wash that hand"...not sure whether to laugh or not.

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Chipotle One Liners

Which chipotle one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with chipotle? I can suggest the ones about chili and guacamole.

1. Chipotle is releasing a new "Ravens" burrito. It comes with everything but rice.
2. Chipotle guy asked, "White rice or Brown rice ?" I am not ricist, I said.
3. What do you call a Chipotle Employee? A burrista.
4. What do you call a voucher for complimentary Chipotle? free coli
5. Where is the most expensive place to get gas? Chipotle.
6. I like my America like I like my Chipotle.. White please and no beans.
7. What do you call an egocentric strain of bacteria found in a Chipotle burrito? ME-coli
8. Why bring an extra tortilla? In case you Chipotle your pants
9. What do you call Vladimir Putin when he has too much chipotle? Vladimir Poopin.
10. You can't spell Chipotle without E. Coli
11. If a chipotle worker asks to double wrap it, is it safe mex?
12. What do they call Chipotle in Canada? Chipotl-eh
13. What do you call it when you try Chipotle for the first time? You just got Chipot-laid
14. My local Chipotle is organizing a stand-up comedy night I'm going for s**... and giggles

Hilarious Fun Chipotle Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about chipotle you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bowls jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make chipotle pranks.