Chins Jokes

27 chins jokes and hilarious chins puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about chins that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Chin jokes are funny, clever, and often times irreverent. They are the perfect way to make someone laugh, and they can be enjoyed by people of all ages. Whether you are looking for a laugh out loud joke, or something more sophisticated, chin jokes are a great way to brighten up someone's day.

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Funniest Chins Short Jokes

Short chins jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The chins humour may include short chinese people jokes also.

  1. My girlfriend told me she's sad because she's put on a bit of weight I told her to keep her chins up
  2. Some kids called me fatty as I walked down the street today. I just turned the other chin.
  3. Patient: Doc, it hurts when I touch here (taps forehead), here (taps nose), here (taps chin), pretty much everywhere. Doctor: You have a broken finger.
  4. I don't know if you ever tuck your knees under your chin and lean forward as far as you can, but I do it all the time. It's how I roll.
  5. Mr. Wong and Ms. Chin get married and have a baby. The baby comes out white. Being a little confused, Mr. Wong asks the doctor about this. Doctor says, "Two wongs make a white".
  6. I wish people would stop jumping on James Corden for stealing Ricky Gervais' joke.... This could permanently damage his career, and we need to remember he's got a wife and three chins to support.
  7. I met a girl who said she liked Imagine Dragons. I asked her if she could Imagine Dragon these nuts across her chin.
  8. Hate Trump all you want, but after seeing him make his threats to North Korea, I realized he really had a pair. Of chins.
  9. What do Muslim men do while foreplay? Tickle the goat under it's chin.
  10. My psychic is 500 lbs and morbidly obese. They're a four-chin teller.

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Chins One Liners

Which chins one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with chins? I can suggest the ones about china man and china.

  1. What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller.
  2. My friend was called fat today. I told him "It'll be okay, just keep your chins up".
  3. Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin And giraffes were born
  4. What do you call the list of most grossly obese people in the world? Four-chin 500
  5. What do you call an overweight psychic? A four-chin teller.
  6. What do you call a fat lady that can tell your future? A four-chin teller
  7. There are two things I don't like about you Your chin.
  8. Did you hear about the obese millionaire? He has a four chin.
  9. Whats the best way to castrate a priest? Kick the alter boy in the chin
  10. How do you castrate the pope? Kick the altar boy in the chin.
  11. What do you call a fat medium? Four-chin teller
  12. Yo mama's so fat Her favorite game show is Wheel of Four Chins.
  13. How do You Circumcise a Priest? Kick the choir boy in the chin
  14. Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
  15. A man was trying to become rich by gaining weight He was trying to make a four chin

Chins joke, A man was trying to become rich by gaining weight

Charming Humor Chins Jokes with Loads of Fun

What funny jokes about chins you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean chinese asian jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make chins pranks.

Your mother is so fat

Her chins wear suspenders.
(Hope its original, I just thought it up. If not, I can live with it.)

My friend was sad and complaining to me about how she's having trouble losing weight.

"The change isn't immediate", I told her. "Just keep your chins up."

Its not my fault I have a double-chin... When God was giving out chins..

I thought he said Gin so I said I'll have a double.

Dear America, Keep Your Chins Up. Love, Australia

Both of them.

Where do rich male jawlines live

In man chins

You know what they say about big chins?

Wow thats a bIg chin.

China is the fattest country

It's got a million Chins.

Chins joke, China is the fattest country