Ching Jokes

Funniest Ching Short Jokes

Short ching jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ching humour may include short ting jokes also.

1. My Asian friend got his Jewish wife pregnant. I guess "Cha Ching" wasn't an appropriate name suggestion
2. What's a joke that was funny in early America, but is even more hilarious in the present day middle east? "Women's rights"
   *^ba-dum ^ching*
3. Chinese dude walks into a bar and says "Ching pong quang xin fang coca-cola."
   And the barman says "A can of what?"
4. How do Chinese people name their kids? They flip a quarter down the steps and it goes Ching, Chang, Chung.
5. What do you call a carpentry business that only hires midgets? The Whittle Business
   *badum ching*

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Ching One Liners

Which ching one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ching? I can suggest the ones about ling and ping.

1. What do you call a rich Chinese person ? cha ching
2. What do you call a rich asian? Cha Ching
3. I married a chinese millionaire Ka Ching
4. What do you call a Chinese boxer? Pun Ching.
5. What do you call a Chinese knight who is looking for his belongings? Sir Ching
6. How is a Chinese Cashier called? Ka-Ching
7. When a china man haves to pay what him name is ? Ka Ching
8. How do Chinese spies introduce themselves to their enemies? They say, "I'm Wa-Ching Yu!"
9. What happens when two asians sword fight *Ching* *Ching* *Chong*
10. What kind of drink does the Chinese drink during the holidays? Ching Chog
11. My most recent What's the name of the richest man in China?
    Cha Ching
12. What Do You Call a Giant Asian Monkey Ching Kong
13. What is the capital of China Wa ching tong !
14. What do you call a Chinese gorilla? Ching Kong
15. If King Kong ever went to China, he'd be called c**...

Ching Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter

What funny jokes about ching you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ching pranks.