Chinese Whispers Jokes
8 chinese whispers jokes and hilarious chinese whispers puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about chinese whispers that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Chinese Whispers Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good chinese whispers joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
They say one out of every 5 people on the planet is Chinese.
The thing is, there's 5 people in my family. On of us must be Chinese.
I know it can't be me. I'm pretty sure it's not my mon or dad.
That leaves my brothers: Shawn, and Zhang Wei.
Whispers: *I think it's Shawn...*
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A Chinese man is making love to his wife...
The man is going for it m**... style, he slides up her body, kisses her softly and whispers in her ear, "Baby, I wanna 69!". Immediately, her face turns from pleasure to confusion and anger, she replies, "You want Salt and Pepper Chicken NOW?"
My Chinese friend got really sick one day
I went to the hospital to see how he's doin, but he just kept whispering Yang qi guan! Yang qi guan! Yang qi guan!" over and over – and then died.
I was very sad and a few days later I googled his last message after the burial. Apparently, it means You're standing on my oxygen tube.
The first rule of Chinese Whispers Club is...
...don't talk about Tiny Whiskers Grub
Apparently Cadbury's are making an oriental chocolate bar
I reckon it's just a Chinese whisper
President Obama has a meeting with the President of China to discuss debt...
President Obama has a meeting with Xi Jinping to discuss the debt the US owes to China. He arrives at the Chinese presidential mansion with Joe Biden, but they find there is work going on in the garden and lots of mud everywhere. So they have to roll up their trouser legs and step carefully to enter.
They sit down to wait for President Xi, but Biden notices they still have their trousers rolled up. So he whispers: "Mr. President, take down your trousers."
Obama looks horrified. "We owe him THAT MUCH!!!"
A group of Africans were playing Chinese whispers
A group of Africans were playing Chinese whispers one goes to the other 'Ebola, pass it on'
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The Rabbi and the Devil
So, one day, the devil visits a synagogue while all the folk are deep in the middle of whatever it is they do at synagogues.
Once the smoke and clamour clears, the devil steps forth, slicing the air his pitchfork, flashing eyes of fire. At the sight of him, hooves and all, all the men and women in attendance run screaming for their lives out of the synagogue, trailing their children behind them.
As pleased as the devil is with his grand appearance, he can't help but twist his head to look at the rabbi, who's calmly putting his things away for the night with a tired sigh.
"You," the devil says, pointing his spindly finger at him, "rabbi. Do you not know who I am?"
The rabbi only sighs and continues to clear up the place.
The devil steps closer to the man, scalding the floor with each step. "And yet you do not seem to be afraid, why is that?" he hisses, s**... his beard.
The rabbi shrugs. "Why should I be? I've been married to your sister these past forty-three years."
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Credit/Source: video I watched on youtube a while ago. I've probably added/cut-out from the original, but that's the charm of Chinese whispers, no?
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