Chinese Translation Jokes
5 chinese translation jokes and hilarious chinese translation puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about chinese translation that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Chinese Translation Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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Translated Chinese joke
Good news: Today is the little Johnny's first time flying!
Bad news: The engine caught fire as soon as he took off
Good news: He took a parachute with him so he could bail out
Bad news: The parachute failed midair
Good news: He saw a huge stack of hay right beneath him
Bad news: The top of the haystack is smeared with s**...t
Good news: He didn't land on the s**...t
Bad news: He didn't land on the haystack either
Timmy and the Doctor (translated from Chinese)
Hope I translated this ok, it's one of the jokes Siri tells if you ask in Chinese.
Timmy wasn't feeling so great one day, so he decided to go see the doctor.
After an hour, the doctor couldn't stand it any more. So he strode over to the window, cracked it open, and shouted, Hey, kid! Stop staring at me!
A Chinese joke translated to English
A lion is getting married in jungle. There is a big bash and all animals are dancing to the tune of loud music being played.
In a corner, a rat is dancing too.
Rat is asked, "Hey! Why are you dancing?
Rat replied, "It's my brother's marriage, so only."
"When did the lion become you brother?"
The Rat: "Before marriage I was a lion too."
One day I teased my crush in class...
and told her, "s**... for you girls, you don't know what your last name will be ten years from now because it changes when you get married. I know my last name will be Smith my whole life." She replied, "Oh, but I do know. It will be Smith." She then turned pink and looked down. I gave her a wide smile.
Ten years later, she became my stepmother.
(This joke was translated from Chinese so sorry if parts don't make sense.)
How about a joke translated from Chinese? Haven't seen one of those on here yet.
The boss asked his secretary to bring in all the job applications for the open position. She walked into his office and put a big stack of papers in front of him on his desk.
He picked up the stack, turned it face down and started randomly flipping through them, pulling out the ones he stopped on. After he had a small stack of randomly selected applications he threw them into the trash without even looking at them.
His secretary saw him throw them away and asked "What are you doing? Why are you throwing those away without looking at them?" He replied, "They are unlucky...I don't want to hire anyone unlucky."
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