Chinese Takeout Jokes

Funniest Chinese Takeout Short Jokes

Short chinese takeout jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The chinese takeout humour may include short chinese takeaway jokes also.

1. Chinese takeout $15.00, gas to get there $1.50 Getting home to find they've forgotten one of your dishes.
   Riceless.
2. Chinese takeout $20.00.. Gas to pick it up $10.00.. Getting home and realising they have forgotten one of your containers..
   Riceless
3. UPDATE: United Airlines now offering a new addition to their inflight meals chinese takeout
4. Chinese takeout: $11.77. Price of gas to get there: $1.90. Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers: Riceless
5. Chinese takeout: $10.25. Gas to get there and back: $3.25. Realizing that you got all the way home without one of the containers: riceless
6. There is one thing that United got right: their food is just great. I hear they even serve a Chinese take-out now.
7. Chinese takeout: 13.99 gas to get there: 3.99 Getting home and realizing they forgot one of your containers: riceless
8. Chinese takeout: $8. Tip :$2. Getting home and finding out that they forgot part of your order: riceless.
9. Chinese takeout Chinese food to go $15. Gas to go pick it up $1.50. Getting home and realizing they forgot one of my containers.... Riceless.
10. Is it ok to ignore dumplings in my Chinese takeout? Or will I be charged with wonton neglect?

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Chinese Takeout One Liners

Which chinese takeout one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with chinese takeout? I can suggest the ones about chinese food and chinese restaurant.

1. Why did the depressed Mexican order chinese takeout? Because he was feeling lo mein
2. I can just eat Chinese takeout every day. I'm lo meintenance.
3. What's United's favorite meal? Chinese takeout
4. Unites Airlines newest in-flight cuisine Chinese Takeout
5. What is Captain Picard's favorite Chinese takeout ? Make it Tso!
6. What is Batman's least favorite food? A: Chinese takeout
7. United Airlines United Airlines, now offering Chinese take-out........
8. When I eat on airplanes... I go for the Chinese Takeout.
9. I got some Chinese takeout. After the meal, the cookie was empty. That was unfortunate.
10. First time trying New York Chinese takeout and was asked how I liked it. It was Tso Good.
11. What's the opposite of Chinese takeout? Taiwanese Putin
12. What do you call it when a woman in China gets an abortion? Chinese Takeout
13. I didn't know United Airlines catered they just won first place in Chinese takeout
14. Kim Jong Un "When I said nuke the Chinese, I meant microwave the takeout from yesterday!"
15. What do Asians meeting up at their favorite Chinese take-out say? "Where my dogs at?"

Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Chinese Takeout Jokes

What funny jokes about chinese takeout you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean chinese meal jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make chinese takeout pranks.