Chinese Takeaway Jokes
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Brits
They drive a German Car
They go to Irish Pubz
To drink Belgium beer
They get a Chinese Takeaway on the way back
They sit on Swedish furniture
They watch American films
On a Japanese TV
Most of all though they are suspicious of all things foreign
Courtesy of Rick Wakemam who I'm doing lighting for tonight. (super chill guy btw)
Did you hear about the award United Airlines just got?
They were voted best in Chinese takeaway!
What do the Chinese call the one-child policy?
Chinese takeaway.
Thanks to Uber Eats, ordering Chinese takeaway for a picnic is as easy as a
wok in the park.
An Irish man calls a Chinese takeaway after a night in the pub
*phone rings*
Chinese takeaway: "Hello, Wan-King"
Irishman: "Oh Christ I'll call you back in 10 minutes"
I went back into the chinese takeaway
I shouted " This chicken is rubbery!" The little man behind the counter said. "Frank you vrery much."
So I took my family to get Chinese last night
But apparently the dog shelter doesn't do takeaway
Off to the Chinese takeaway tonight and I'm going to try the sweet and sour badger with special fried badger cubs.
It's a sett meal for one.
What do you call it when a Chinese family put their child up for adoption?
Takeaway Chinese
I've come up with a name for a Star Wars themed, internet based Chinese take-away...
Ewok.
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