Chinese Proverbs Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Chinese Proverbs jokes. Read chinese proverbs dumpling jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chinese proverbs chinese food puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Amusing Chinese Proverbs Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends

Ancient Chinese proverb:

Waitress who sit on lepers lap, always keep tip.

Chinese Proverb

Catch a man a fish and he eats for day. Teach a man to fish and you never see him on weekends.

Chinese Proverb: Man who run infront of car get tired...

Man who run behind car get exhausted

Ancient Chinese proverb says

Man who farts in church, sits in his own pew.

The old Chinese proverb says...

"If you don't know what to say, say the old Chinese proverb."

Pakistani proverb.

Optimistic students take English. Pessimistic students take Chinese. Realists take Kalashnikov assault rifle.

Old Chinese Proverb

Says "Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok"

Ancient Chinese proverb

Ancient Chinese proverb say man with hole in pocket feel c**... all day

Old Chinese proverb: r**... impossible! Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!

Ancient Chinese Proverb

Once bitten, twice shy.
Once dragged off, one runs back.

Remember that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes that make girls laugh. Many of the chinese proverbs chinese english puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When a joke goes too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke becomes inappropriate.

We suggest you to use only working chinese proverbs chinese eye piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and make them laugh.

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