Chinese Pizza Jokes
3 chinese pizza jokes and hilarious chinese pizza puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about chinese pizza that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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What is a good chinese pizza joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
I would like a pizza please
-im sorry sir this is a chinese restaurant
-oh pardon me...ahem... i foud rike e pizzah prease
What do the chinese put on their pizza?
Pupperoni
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Three construction workers are on the seventy-fifth floor of a non-finished building.
The italian opens his lunch box to find a pizza and says "Man, if I get pizza one more time I am going to jump off this building and fall to my death!"
The chinese opens his lunch box to find rice and says "Man, if I get rice one more time I am going to jump off this building and fall to my death!"
The blonde opens his lunch box to find a cheeseburger and says" Man, if I get a cheeseburger one more time im going to jump off this building and fall to my death!"
So the next day they all got the same thing and they jumped off the building to their death.
That weekend at the f**..., the italian and the chinese wives are crying and saying "I would have fixed him something else for lunch but he never told me."
And as the two wives stare at the blondes wife, they both ask why she isn't sad about her husbands death, the blonde replys "Don't look at me, he packs his own lunch."
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