Chinese Name Jokes
112 chinese name jokes and hilarious chinese name puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about chinese name that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of Chinese name jokes! These jokes are sure to get you giggling and are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh at good clean humor.
Funniest Chinese Name Short Jokes
Short chinese name jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The chinese name humour may include short chinese word jokes also.
- Did you know the magnifying glass was invented by a chinese guy? Yeah, his name was Tzu Minh
- A boy was born of an Indian, Chinese, Irish, and italian grandmother... They couldn't settle on a name, until it hit them!
They named him Ravi O. Lee
Sorry - For some reason the Pope didn't... sponsor my program for terminally ill Chinese children. He said he didn't like the name - What's wrong with "Youth in Asia"???
- Many Chinese restaurants have names like, Golden Palace, Golden Lotus, Golden Dragon... But mine is named after my favourite dish, Golden Retriever.
- How Long is a Chinese name ......either you read that correct or you need to read it again to understand!
- What did they name the Chinese remake of "Cloudy with a Chance of meatballs"? It's Raining Cats and Dogs
- A Chinese man wakes up on the beach with no memory. He says he thinks his name is Fred. But I think he might be Wong.
- I want to create a Disney channel sitcom about an irreverent Chinese kid... and name it "That's so Wong!"
- How Long is a Chinese Name Now read the title again, without that question mark you added.
- I just saw a Chinese magic show The magician was named Fu Ling Yu and his female assistance was called Han Mi Dat. Great stuff.
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Chinese Name One Liners
Which chinese name one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with chinese name? I can suggest the ones about chinese language and chinese english.
- How Long is a Chinese name. It's not a question.
- What's the name of the fastest Chinese online game player? Lo Ping
- I have a Chinese friend with really bad internet His name is Hai Ping
- How long is a Chinese name How long is a Chinese name
- A chinese baby was born before due date His parents named him Earl Lee
- How long is a Chinese name it is, believe you me.
- How Long is a Chinese Name. Why are you reading this, I'm done.
- What is the name of a Chinese girl that struggles in school? Fai-Ling!
- My Chinese neighbor just had two puppies He named them Sweet and Sour
- What did the Chinese mathematician name his boys? Sun Wan and Sun Tzu
- Who invented the machine for writing? A chinese man by the name of Tai Ping.
- A Chinese couple have a black baby. They name him Sum Ting Wong.
- How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn? They kick a Can
- What Chinese name means 'wolf'? Hau Ling.
- A homeless man adopted a Chinese baby And named him Spare Chang
Hilarious Chinese Name Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about chinese name you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean asian name jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make chinese name pranks.
Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners.
He turns a corner and sees a building with the sign, "Hans Olaffsen’s Laundry."
"Hans Olaffsen?", he muses. "How the heck does that fit in here?"
So he walks into the shop and sees an old Chinese gentleman behind the counter.
The tourist asks, "How did this place get a name like 'Hans Olaffsen’s Laundry?'"
The old man answers, "Is name of owner."
The tourist asks, "Well, who and where is the owner?"
"Me, is right here," replies the old man.
"You? How did you ever get a name like Hans Olaffsen?"
"Is simple," says the old man. "Many, many year ago when come to this country, was stand in line at Documentation Center. Man in front was big blonde Swede. Lady look at him and go, 'What your name?'
He say, 'Hans Olaffsen.'
Then she look at me and go, 'What your name?'
I say, 'Sem Ting.'"
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You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named ‘Bush', ‘d**...', and ‘Colon'. Need I say more?
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I think I banged a Chinese celebrity. She kept screaming "I'm Wei Tu Yung" like I was supposed to know the name.
How Long is a Chinese name
* That's the joke.
* You have people thinking about how to answer how long the name is. When the actual joke is that the Chinese person is named How Long.
* It's pretty funny to see peoples reactions to this joke and to see how they reply to it when all you're really making is a statement.
There were 3 Chinese men...
Han, Chan and Fan were planning on migrating to the USA.
They all wanted to assimilate as quickly as possible, so they decided to adopt more traditional American sounding names.
Han decided that he would be Huck.
Chan decided that he would be Chuck.
And Fan...well Fan decided that he`d stay in China.
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Homophonic names
A Jew & a Chinese man are traveling on a train together. After a while, the Jew stands up, and gives the Chinese guy a tremendous slap.
"What are you doing?" says the stricken Chinese.
"That's for Pearl-Harbour" says the Jew.
"But I am Chinese! The Japanese were responsible for that!" says the Chinese.
"Japanese, Chinese--all the same."
They resume their seats. A while passes.
Then the Chinese gets up, and kicks mightily the Jew.
"Hey! what's going on?"
"That's for the Titanic!" says the Chinese.
"But the Titanic was hit by an Iceberg!"
"Iceberg, Weissberg--All the same."
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I got on the bus, sat down and noticed a beautiful blonde Chinese woman crying in the seat across from me...
I moved over and asked her why she was crying.
"I don't usually bare my soul to strangers," she said.
I replied that sometimes it was perfectly fine to tell your story to a perfect stranger. She nodded and said, "I just came out of my therapist session and he says there is no way to cure me."
I asked what exactly was her problem. She said, "I'm a nymphomaniac, but I only get turned on by Jewish cowboys. You know, I do feel better. By the way, my name is Kim."
"Glad to meet you," I said. "My name is Bucky Goldstein."
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Steve Wright
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7 mildly offensive jokes
**What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? **
A speech impediment.
**What's the Cuban National Anthem? **
Row row row your boat.
**What's the fastest way to a man's heart? **
Through his chest with a sharp knife.
**Did you hear about the Chinese couple who had a r**... baby? **
They named him Sum Ting Wong.
**Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good looking? **
Because those men already have boyfriends.
**What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? **
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
**What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? **
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
How do the Chinese pick a name for their child?
They throw a spoon down the stairs
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A Chinese couple named Mr. and Mrs. Wong went to the hospital to have a baby...
Mrs. Wong had the baby soon after they arrived, and after they got to see their child, a nurse took it away for medical examinations. When she returned, she was carrying a white baby, not an Asian one. Mr. Wong was surprised and a little annoyed at the mistake and curtly told the nurse to go back and get their actual baby. The nurse insisted that it was the correct child, but Mr. Wong was positive that a mistake had been made, because, as he put it, "Two Wongs don't make a white."
A chinese couple moves to Africa
and the woman soon becomes pregnant. 9 months later, the woman gives birth to a half African and half Chinese baby. The man names the baby Sum Ting Wong.
A Chinese man is at a bar
After having a few drinks and loosening up he decides to try at chatting up a cute blonde lady.
He introduces himself and from the start this lady hangs off his every word. She's twirling her hair, shifting in her seat and taking in every word he says.
They spend another hour at the bar before inviting her back to his place. She willingly agrees to come.
The Chinese man can't believe his luck, this chick is a straight 10/10. He takes her home to his apartment, and they get hot 'n heavy while stripping each others clothes off.
All of a sudden the girls face drops and she looks upset.
The Chinese man asks "What's wrong?" to which she responds, "I thought you said you were hung."
"No, I said my name is Hong."
A tourist in Chinatown sees a sign advertising "Hans Olafsen's Laundry"
He goes inside to check it out, and there's an old Asian man in the corner.
"How did this place get named 'Hans Olafsen's Laundry'?" he asks.
"It's named after me, Hans Olafsen." said the man.
"That's an unusual name for a Chinese man" observed the tourist.
"When I was in the immigration center, I followed a man named Hans Olafsen. When they asked my name, I told them 'Sam Ting'".
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How do Chinese people name their children?
Throw a p**... out the window and it goes "Ding d**... Chong"
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One day I teased my crush in class...
and told her, "s**... for you girls, you don't know what your last name will be ten years from now because it changes when you get married. I know my last name will be Smith my whole life." She replied, "Oh, but I do know. It will be Smith." She then turned pink and looked down. I gave her a wide smile.
Ten years later, she became my stepmother.
(This joke was translated from Chinese so sorry if parts don't make sense.)
Yesterday I met a Chinese guy named Giuseppe Giardisi...
When asked if he was adopted, the man replied,
"No. I was queued up at Ellis Island when they called the man ahead of me. 'What's your name,' the man asked him. 'Giuseppe Giardisi,' he replied. I was next and when they asked my name, I told them, 'Sam Ting'. 'Welcome to America, Giuseppe,' the immigration officer replied as he stamped my papers."
There's 3 chinese brothers...
Bu, Chu, and Fu and they want to illgally sneak into America. So they decide to change their names to sound more American. Bu, changes his to Buck. Chu, changes his to Chuck. And Fu, got sent back to China.
Hu Inxiang Maotsi, a Chinese immigrant to the US, had to shorten his name so that people would be able to pronounce it properly. He chose to initialize his name. So now, if you ask him who he is, he'll say "I am Hu IM."
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Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a r**... baby?
They named him Sum Ting Wong.
*(I'm sorry)*
An ambitious Chinese man named Hoo Ming wanted to run for president. He understood the problems that Americans faced every day and so he wanted to show everyone he planned to solve it by making it his slogan...
Hoo Cares!
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How do Chinese name their kids?
They throw silverware on the ground!
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A Jewish guy walks into a bar. The Chinese bartender asks him his name...
"I'm Max Goldberg", he says, "what's yours?"
"I'm Wei Zhang, it's nice to meet you."
Mr. Goldberg says, "I'll never forgive you people for b**... Pearl Harbor."
"I'm Chinese. That was the Japanese."
"Chinese, Japanese, all the same to me."
Mr. Zhang says, "I'll never forgive you people for sinking the Titanic."
"I'm Jewish, that was an iceberg."
"Goldberg, iceberg, all the same to me."
How do the Chinese name their children
They drop silverware in the sink and listen to the sound it makes
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Did you hear about the m**... Chinese brothers?
Their names were Lo Shin and t**... Shoo
What is the name of one of the Chinese gymnasts competing at the Rio Olympics?
Wai Tu Yung
As a go-go boy I become instant sensation in China, they even gave me my own Chinese name
Too Long!
How do the Chinese name their children?
They take a metal bucket (larger for boys, smaller for girls), and roll it down a set of stairs, then take notes of the sounds it makes.
Why do the Chinese like to play with swords?
Hello did someone call my name?
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I recently met a Chinese man and his name was Kannaswami.
I asked him: "How did you ever get a name like that being a Chinese?"
He said: "Many, many years ago when I first went to USA, I was standing in line at the Political Asylums Immigration Counter. The man in front of me was a Sri Lankan Tamil r**....
The white lady at the counter looked at him and asked "What is your name?" He replied "Kannaswami".
Then she looked at me and asked "What's your name?"
I said, "Sem Ting".
I hava a blind chinese friend
His name was Kenneth Sy
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A Chinese girl was pregnant at the age of 14. Her name was
Sum Yong h**....
A 14 year old Chinese boy walks into a bar
He goes up to the the bar and signals the bartender
"I'll have a pint please"
The bartender looks him up and down and laughs
"You're way too young!"
"How you know my name!"
How do Chinese parents pick a name for their child?
Throw an aluminum pan down the stairs.
Chinese people want to criticize Ronda so bad after that fight.....but they cant.
They just end up saying her name, Ronda Rousey
So...I'm a former American, officially Chinese now.
I was adopted by a Mandarin family and they gave me a family name.
I'm Tso Fat.
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A Jewish guy walking through Chinatown notices a jewelry shop with has a big sign that says - Abe Goldberg jewelry.
He walks in and asks to meet Abe Goldberg. A Chinese man comes out from the back and says - herro, I Abe Golber.
The Jewish guy says, you're Abe Goldberg??? How did you get that name?
The Chinese man tells how when he was at Ellis Island, the guy in line before him was Abe Goldberg. When the immigration officer asked for his name he said - **Sam Ting**
Making fun of Chinese names is not funny!
That's So Wong!
A Chinese couple had their first baby
They named him "Firstly"
What would Kim Jung Uns name be if we was Chinese?
Bo Ming Yu
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Wait. What's your name?
I recently met a Chinese man and got to know that his name was Kannaswami.
I asked him, "How did you ever get a name like that being a Chinese?"
He said -"Many, many years ago when I first went to USA, I was standing in line at the Political Asylum Immigration Counter. The man in front of me was a Sri Lankan Tamil r**....
The white lady at the counter looked at him and asked
"What is your name?" He replied "Kannaswami".
Then she looked at me and asked
"What's your name?"
I said, "Sem Ting"
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How do you name the Chinese Dynasties?
Drop a spoon down the stairs.
What's the name of the hottest authentic Chinese food restaurant in China?
The Pet Chop
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They flip a quarter down the steps and it goes Ching, Chang, Chung.
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Why are there no Chinese names in the phone book?
Because there's too many wings and too many wongs so you might wing the wong number.
How do Chinese parents name their kids?
They drop a steel bowl full of steel spoons on the floor.
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I asked a Chinese girl,What is her name?
She Answered me "my name is Phat h**..." :p
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I used to catcall a Chinese girl every day.
She was my flatmate, her name was Miao Miao.
If you had a Chinese girlfriend what her name would be?
Ug Lee
Fu, Bu and Chu are three Chinese men.
One day, they decided to move to the USA.
They also decided to change their names, as to not be discriminated against.
Chu changed his name to Chuck.
Bu changed his name to Buck.
And Fu decided to go back to China.
I have a Chinese friend named Cheng.
At an official function, we were having snacks.
I asked him, "Cheng, do you ever get fed up of people saying that all Chinese look the same?"
He replied, "Cheng has gone to the washroom. I am his wife!
A Chinese woman who was a chronic masturbator crossdressed to enlist in the army
Her name was Fa Ping
If the Chinese didn't want Europeans to use their invention of gunpowder for guns...
...why did they name it 'gunpowder' in the first place?
Some chinese guy opened a book store, but never got any customer.
He named the place ''Wong Fu King Book Store''
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I banged a Chinese chick last night.
She was screaming "I'm Wei Tu Yung" all the time. Like I want to know her name or something.
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How do Chinese parents name their children?
They throw all their pots and pans down the stairs.
American policemen beaten Chinese tourist after asking him for his name...
"I lost faith in humanity", said Fak Yu from the hospital.
Friend: I took a DNA test and found out I have a little Chinese in me.
Me: What's his name?
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I have an overtly pedantic Chinese friend.
His name is Meticulous Lee.
I'll show myself out...
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I think i banged a chinese celebrity
My friends told me her name was Sum Yung h**...
I met a Chinese-American construction worker the other day.
His name is Bill Ding.
After years of trying a Chinese couple, the Wong's, finally get pregnant. With much anticipation Mrs. Wong delivers a beautiful Hispanic baby boy..
Mr. Wong names him Sum Ting.
If Cinderella had a chinese name... and 2 brothers...
What would their names be?
Cinderella - Swee Ping
Brothers - Mo Ping & Wai Ping
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How do you name a chinese baby?
Drop a pan down the stairs.
What's the Chinese minister for bowling sport's name?
Bo Ling
What's the Korean minister for bowling sport's name?
Bo Ling-Pin.
