The Best 5 Chinese Menu Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Chinese Menu jokes. There are some chinese menu waitress jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chinese menu chinese food puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Chinese Menu Jokes and Puns

Have you seen United Airline's on-board menu?

I heard their Chinese take-out was especially famous.

What is Kevin Spaceys favorite chinese menu item?

Sum yung gai

The local Chinese restaurant has creme brulee, but it's not on the menu.

It's Secret Asian Flan

Chinese restaurant

A man goes to a restaurant and without letting the waitress give him the menu says "I want a Medium Rare Ribeye steak with Roasted Potatoes in Marinara sauce." The waitress timidly responds "Sir. This is a Chinese restaurant." To which the man replies "Oh! I'm sorry. I want a Medium Lale Libeye steak with Loasted Potatoes in Malinala Sauce."

What did the man who smoked weed order from the chinese menu?

Diiim Sum!


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the chinese menu chinese english jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working chinese menu chinese eye piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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