Chinese Meal Jokes
9 chinese meal jokes and hilarious chinese meal puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about chinese meal that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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chinese takeout
Went for a Chinese meal last night.
Great ambiance, but the lights were too bright in the restaurant.
So, the manager decided to dim sum.
What's United's favorite meal?
Chinese takeout
What is Lighting McQueen's favourite Chinese meal?
KaChow Mein
I went to a Chinese restaurant and the waiter asked me if I enjoyed my meal.
I told him the chicken was rubbery and he said "thank you".
Off to the Chinese takeaway tonight and I'm going to try the sweet and sour badger with special fried badger cubs.
It's a sett meal for one.
I had a 5 course Chinese meal the other day
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Chicken Surprise
A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant,
and order the 'Chicken Surprise', The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron p**....
Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the p**... rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around,
before the lid slams back down.
'Good grief, did you see that ?' she asks her husband.
He hadn't, so she asks him to look in the p**....
He reaches for it and again the lid rises and he sees two little eyes,
looking around before it slams down..
Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over,
explains what is happening, and demands an explanation.
'Please sir,' says the waiter, 'what you order ?'
The husband replies, 'Chicken Surprise'
'Ah ! So sorry,' says the waiter,
'I bring you Peeking Duck by mistake'
My husband retired, and for the first time in over 40 years I had to think about preparing midday meals.
Tired of it after several months, I said, “I married you for better or worse, but not for lunch.”
“Fair enough. From now on I’ll make my own,” he replied.
A few weeks later he had to go downtown on business and invited me to join him after wards.
“We could have lunch at that Chinese place we both like,” he suggested.
I happily agreed. At the restaurant the next day we were seated, and the waiter came to take our order.
My husband looked up, a twinkle in his eyes and said, “Separate checks, please…”
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