Chinese Language Jokes

24 chinese language jokes and hilarious chinese language puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about chinese language that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Chinese Language Short Jokes

Short chinese language jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The chinese language humour may include short chinese english jokes also.

  1. A Chinese man, who was less than proficient in the English language files for divorce. The judge asks what is the reason? He replies " me no come, she no come, but baby come, how come?".
  2. You have to appreciate how badass those Chinese are... They made a language totally out of tattoo symbol.
  3. I think it's pretty cool how the Chinese made a language entirely out of tattoos. I think it's pretty cool how 
the Chinese made a language entirely out of tattoos.
  4. Chinese is an interesting language For example did you know they don't have a word for "squint"?

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Chinese Language One Liners

Which chinese language one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with chinese language? I can suggest the ones about chinese word and chinese name.

  1. I think it's pretty cool how the Chinese made a language entirely out of tattoos.
  2. What do you call Chinese Sign Language? Handarin.
  3. Motu: Can you read Chinese? Patlu: If it is written in Hindi.
  4. It's amazing how chinese made a language using tattoos.
  5. Music is the universal language But one day soon it will be replaced by Chinese.
  6. Why is Chinese the best language? It has the most character.
  7. The chinese are people. While manganese is the language of manga
  8. The bus carrying the Chinese tourists crashed. It hit a language barrier.
  9. What language do fat people speak in? CHINese

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What funny jokes about chinese language you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean chinese people jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make chinese language pranks.

A Chinese man with the unfortunate name "Shan Yu"

To escape the ridicule of his peers, this man moved to the United States and found a job in an office that simplified scholarly articles on FOL (first order logic) so that the average Joe could read them.
It turned out this was Shan Yu's dream job; no one else could handle the language in the FOL files like he could. In his off hours he would practice hiding his accent, and "FOL" was his word of choice.
After years of practice, Shan Yu's accent was rock solid in all but the most emotional scenarios, and even then was only a bit shaky.
One day, Shan Yu heard his supervisor explaining to a client that the papers his company managed were beginning to become far too erudite for the average reader to grasp. In casual terms, these were the FOL-est papers he'd ever seen. Upon hearing this, Shan Yu slammed open the door and proclaimed: "Only Yu can prevent FORest fires!"

Language Lessons

Two restaurants face each other across a city street. Every day the owner of the Greek restaurant, Nick, brings out his specials board, looks across the street at the Chinese restaurant and calls out to the owner:
"Hey, Chan! What comes with your specials today?"
"Flied lice!"
Just as it has done for years, this sends Nick into paroxysms of laughter, and makes Chan feel ashamed of his English skills. Chan's daughter signs him for ESL classes, and Chan works hard at improving his diction:
"Flied lice, flied lice, fried lice, fried lice, fried rice, fried rice, fried rice!"
So, Chan waits for Nick to come out the next day, and carries out his board just as Nick looks up, and as always, Nick is ready to taunt him.
"Hey, Chan!", he shouts, "What you serving with your specials today?"
Gathering himself, Chan shouts confidently across the street: