The Best 9 Chinese Language Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Chinese Language jokes. There are some chinese language cantonese jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chinese language english puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Chinese Language Jokes and Puns

I think it's pretty cool how the Chinese

made a language entirely out of tattoos.

A Chinese man, who was less than proficient in the English language files for divorce. The judge asks what is the reason?

He replies " me no come, she no come, but baby come, how come?".

You have to appreciate how badass those Chinese are...

They made a language totally out of tattoo symbols.

What do you call Chinese Sign Language?

Handarin.

Motu: Can you read Chinese?

Patlu: If it is written in Hindi.


I think it's pretty cool how the Chinese made a language entirely out of tattoos.

I think it's pretty cool how 
the Chinese made a language entirely out of tattoos.

It's amazing how chinese

made a language using tattoos.

Music is the universal language

But one day soon it will be replaced by Chinese.

Why is Chinese the best language?

It has the most character.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the chinese language farsi jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working chinese language mandarin chinese piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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