Following is our collection of funny Chinese Asian jokes. There are some chinese asian cantonese jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chinese asian qing puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
One's a crustacean, the other's a crushed Asian.
Just spin him around in circles until he's disoriented
Ans: tuna . The other 3 are crushed asians.
Mrs. Wong had the baby soon after they arrived, and after they got to see their child, a nurse took it away for medical examinations. When she returned, she was carrying a white baby, not an Asian one. Mr. Wong was surprised and a little annoyed at the mistake and curtly told the nurse to go back and get their actual baby. The nurse insisted that it was the correct child, but Mr. Wong was positive that a mistake had been made, because, as he put it, "Two Wongs don't make a white."
"Master Chong-Li, why does everyone think we Asian people all look the same?"
and he responds: "Who the hell is master Chong-Li?"
A Chinese guy sits down next to me. I ask him "hey, do you know karate or some other martial art"? He says "why, because I'm Asian"? I said "no, because you're drinking my beer".
Is so I get to eat Chinese every night.
He didn't speak a word of English, and the men at the employment office couldn't figure out where he was from. They took a vote to see if he was Chinese or Japanese.
It was a Thai.
So a Chinese man is having trouble with one of his eyes and goes to see the optometrist. When the testing is over, the optometrist tells the man, "I'm sorry, you have a cataract" in which the Chinese man replies "No I dont! I have a rinkoln continental!"
Con-grab-ur-asians!!
Since I am half-Chinese and half-Filipino, and in recognition of AAPI month, I shall relate what happened visiting the eye doctor. I had been having trouble seeing while driving, so I went to my eye doctor, who happens to be Asian like me. He did the usual things, the eye charts, peering into my eyes, glaucoma test, etc. Finally, he sat back and said, "I know why you have trouble seeing while driving. You have a cataract."
"Bad guess, doc," I replied. "I have a Mercedes."
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They're both crushed Asians.
He said, No. I'm Eric. Do all Asian guys look the same to you?
Me: No, I meant do you accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior?
A English businessman was rushing through an airport when all of a sudden, he bumps into a tiny Asian women.
She immediately says, "I'm sorry!" in a Chinese-english accent.
In a hurry, the businessman says, "I'm sorry too."
She responds with, "I'm sorry three!" in broken english.
Confused, the businessman stops and says, "What are you sorry for?"
She yells, "I'm sorry five!!!"
...because being born in the year of the Rooster makes them cock-Asians.
They're both crushed-asians
I'd like to eat out Chinese but I hate eating out Chinese
Chinese take out.
A crushed asian
I'm "Cork-Asian"
He goes inside to check it out, and there's an old Asian man in the corner.
"How did this place get named 'Hans Olafsen's Laundry'?" he asks.
"It's named after me, Hans Olafsen." said the man.
"That's an unusual name for a Chinese man" observed the tourist.
"When I was in the immigration center, I followed a man named Hans Olafsen. When they asked my name, I told them 'Sam Ting'".
Waitress: what would you like?
Man: I would like a bowl of chili.
Waitress: But sir, this is a chinese restraunt.
Man : oh im so sorry. ( Squints eyes)
I would rike a bowl of chiri
It's a Thai.
It's Secret Asian Flan
He was a decor-asian
A crust-asian.
^(I'm sorry....)
A crusty asian
A Cock-Asian
Because he realized she was a rice trader.
I had a long talk with a Chinese man selling shoes the other day. It was a pleasant converse-asian.
The Chinese just put minced pork in dough and called it dumplings, but Germans just HAD to use pig intestines
Asian drivers
By singing "I'm Asian Grace."
It's a simple role. They're a cook at a Chinese restaurant. No lines simply wok on wok off.
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