Chinese Asian Jokes
50 chinese asian jokes and hilarious chinese asian puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about chinese asian that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Chinese Asian Short Jokes
Short chinese asian jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The chinese asian humour may include short asian people jokes also.
- Given the terms crab , tuna , lobster , and Chinese guy caught in an avalanche of boulders , which does not fit? Ans: tuna . The other 3 are crushed asians.
- I just couldn't decide which asian takeout food I like the best, Japanese or Chinese. I ended up calling it a Thai.
- Asian restaraunt Waitress: what would you like?
Man: I would like a bowl of chili.
Waitress: But sir, this is a chinese restraunt.
Man : oh im so sorry. ( Squints eyes)
I would rike a bowl of chiri - The local Chinese restaurant has creme brulee, but it's not on the menu. It's Secret Asian Flan
- Why did Richard Spencer break up with his Asian girlfriend when he saw her working at a Chinese grocery store? Because he realized she was a rice trader.
- Chinese salesman I had a long talk with a Chinese man selling shoes the other day. It was a pleasant converse-asian.
- I can't get an asian actor for the commercial I'm filming. It's a simple role. They're a cook at a Chinese restaurant. No lines simply wok on wok off.
- My asian girlfriend refuses to go all the way with me... She's a real life Chinese finger trap
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Chinese Asian One Liners
Which chinese asian one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with chinese asian? I can suggest the ones about mean asian and asian girl.
- What's a let down Chinese lobster called? A crushed asian
- My father is Irish and my mother is Chinese, so I guess you could say... I'm "Cork-Asian"
- Which is the best Asian food, Vietnamese or Chinese? It's a Thai.
- What do you call a particularly crabby Chinese grandma? A crust-asian.
^(I'm sorry....) - How did the Chinese Vicar introduce herself? By singing "I'm Asian Grace."
- Q: What does a gay order in a Chinese restaurant?
A: Sum Yung Gi. - I met this Chinese guy who lives in Croatia He's a Cro-Asian
- What type of sea creature do Chinese fishermen catch? Crust-asian
- What do Asians meeting up at their favorite Chinese take-out say? "Where my dogs at?"
- Did you hear about the Chinese man who pretended to be tinsel? He was a decor-asian
- What do you call a Chinese h**...? A c**...-Asian
- Why did the Chinese self driving truck c**... on its way out the factory? Asian drivers
- Chinese man found dead Autopsy result came out and the cause of death was asphyxi-asian.
- What do you call an Asian p**...? Chinese-y
- Why did the Chinese prisoner wish to be hung? Because he was asian.
Unearthly Funniest Chinese Asian Jokes to Tickle Your Sides
What funny jokes about chinese asian you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean chinese people jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make chinese asian pranks.
Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners.
He turns a corner and sees a building with the sign, "Hans Olaffsen’s Laundry."
"Hans Olaffsen?", he muses. "How the heck does that fit in here?"
So he walks into the shop and sees an old Chinese gentleman behind the counter.
The tourist asks, "How did this place get a name like 'Hans Olaffsen’s Laundry?'"
The old man answers, "Is name of owner."
The tourist asks, "Well, who and where is the owner?"
"Me, is right here," replies the old man.
"You? How did you ever get a name like Hans Olaffsen?"
"Is simple," says the old man. "Many, many year ago when come to this country, was stand in line at Documentation Center. Man in front was big blonde Swede. Lady look at him and go, 'What your name?'
He say, 'Hans Olaffsen.'
Then she look at me and go, 'What your name?'
I say, 'Sem Ting.'"
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A Chinese couple named Mr. and Mrs. Wong went to the hospital to have a baby...
Mrs. Wong had the baby soon after they arrived, and after they got to see their child, a nurse took it away for medical examinations. When she returned, she was carrying a white baby, not an Asian one. Mr. Wong was surprised and a little annoyed at the mistake and curtly told the nurse to go back and get their actual baby. The nurse insisted that it was the correct child, but Mr. Wong was positive that a mistake had been made, because, as he put it, "Two Wongs don't make a white."
In the 18th century, a hopeful Asian laborer landed in America and went straight to the employment office.
He didn't speak a word of English, and the men at the employment office couldn't figure out where he was from. They took a vote to see if he was Chinese or Japanese.
It was a Thai.
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What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?
They're both crushed-asians
A tourist in Chinatown sees a sign advertising "Hans Olafsen's Laundry"
He goes inside to check it out, and there's an old Asian man in the corner.
"How did this place get named 'Hans Olafsen's Laundry'?" he asks.
"It's named after me, Hans Olafsen." said the man.
"That's an unusual name for a Chinese man" observed the tourist.
"When I was in the immigration center, I followed a man named Hans Olafsen. When they asked my name, I told them 'Sam Ting'".
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All Chinese born this year are white...
...because being born in the year of the Rooster makes them c**...-Asians.
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What's the difference between a lobster and a chinese man who's been run over by a bus?
One's a crustacean, the other's a crushed Asian.
I met a Chinese guy at a party and told him, Do I know you? Are you Chris Chen?
He said, No. I'm Eric. Do all Asian guys look the same to you?
Me: No, I meant do you accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior?
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Chung Hoi
A famous American golfer is invited to go to China for a golfing tournament.
From the second he gets there, he is treated like a king.
He is given five-star treatment in a five-star hotel until the day of the tournament.
The night before the tournament, he is sitting in his hotel room watching TV.
A hot Asian girl walks up to his room and he says, "Wow. They must really love me here."
He begins to have s**... with her the whole night. She continues to scream, "Chung Hoi! Chung Hoi!," but he ignores it.
At the tournament, the American golfer gets a hole-in-one and gets really excited.
He starts yelling, "Chung Hoi! Chung Hoi!"
One of the Chinese golfers says, "What do you mean 'WRONG HOLE'?"
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It's strange disliking Chinese food while having an Asian f**...
I'd like to eat out Chinese but I hate eating out Chinese
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A young Chinese man is asking a wise monk:
"Master Chong-Li, why does everyone think we Asian people all look the same?"
and he responds: "Who the h**... is master Chong-Li?"
My Asian eye doctor
Since I am half-Chinese and half-Filipino, and in recognition of AAPI month, I shall relate what happened visiting the eye doctor. I had been having trouble seeing while driving, so I went to my eye doctor, who happens to be Asian like me. He did the usual things, the eye charts, peering into my eyes, glaucoma test, etc. Finally, he sat back and said, "I know why you have trouble seeing while driving. You have a cataract."
"Bad guess, doc," I replied. "I have a Mercedes."
