Following is our collection of funny Chinese Accent jokes. There are some chinese accent jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chinese accent puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
(in their respective accents...)
Chinese Work Ethic:
If one man can do it,
Then I can do it.
If no man can do it,
Then I MUST do it.
Arab work ethic:
If one man can do it,
Then, let him do it!
If no man can do it,
Then, habibi, how do you expect me to do it?!
Having a chemistry teacher with a heavy Chinese accent is okay until he tries to explain the difference between molarity and molality...
A English businessman was rushing through an airport when all of a sudden, he bumps into a tiny Asian women.
She immediately says, "I'm sorry!" in a Chinese-english accent.
In a hurry, the businessman says, "I'm sorry too."
She responds with, "I'm sorry three!" in broken english.
Confused, the businessman stops and says, "What are you sorry for?"
She yells, "I'm sorry five!!!"
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the chinese accent jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working chinese accent piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.